[MK Chris]

Possibly a bit similar to the "What is the meaning of life" thread, but less serious. Sum it up in a few words. I have two...

If its not fried I don't like it
Your not shut, I'm not stopping

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if you cant win fairly, cheat.

[Bridgie]

build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

[Bridgie]

just found this email too with some quotes you might hear in an office, good advice if you ask me

Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

[ASG]

Have fun in life, whatever happens! <><

[Funky Drummer]

Just be yourself

[ASG]

Buzz off

[Nablo.]

Don't walk across the road with someone called Jade your only get run over.

[Lew]

don't eat yellow snow

[¤© Geordie_Bo¥ ©¤]

Dont trust a man that doesnt like football

[Lew]

bulding for the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing

my respect to anyone who is sad enough to know who said that

[Sam]

don't eat yellow snow

I always think, why eat snow anyway?

Dont trust a man that doesnt like football

Don't trust a man full stop seems like a far more sensible suggestion.

[Nablo.]

bulding for the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing

my respect to anyone who is sad enough to know who said that

Thats easy it's from Metal Gear Solid 2

[TINY_TIM_THE_GREAT]

Life is great in a sarcastic manor, if you with hundereds of enlongated essays all having to be placed on the lectures' desks on the same day, without hesitation, and your trapped inside a little ball with which you cannot escape without a great deal of hard work.
Luckly though I'm great an so things like this do not happen to me because I'm Great
P.S: My motto is that I'm great and everything is great.

[Mcqueen_]

just found this email too with some quotes you might hear in an office, good advice if you ask me

Daivd Brent quotes?

[Ickle Angel]

Dont worry be happy is mine

[Lew]

bulding for the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing

my respect to anyone who is sad enough to know who said that

Thats easy it's from Metal Gear Solid 2

well done. how about this one

eh, its a-me, Mario...

[Bridgie]

just found this email too with some quotes you might hear in an office, good advice if you ask me

Daivd Brent quotes?

well i got an email that had a picture of david brent with loads of quotes but i dont think he says them all so im not sure. i only put half of them up anyway

[Adam]

nice avatar lewis

[Lew]

thanks ad. i saw the levi's logo and started to change it and it all fell into place. the rest, as the say, is history.

i really like it, i wish i'd designed one like that which has 'Aled' on it for the competition.

[Adam]

and you still can. you have 1hour 45 minutes.

[Lew]

i've already entered! i can't have two entries! besides i like the one i entered

[Adam]

i'm aware you've entered already. one person had created three submitted them to me and then choose their finally design.

[Lew]

fair enough, but like i said i thought the entry i gave you was the best i can do

[StaticFish]

Lifes too short to Backup

ironicly me and a friend made this up after we lost all our coursework on a machine