[Jonny Hoare]

All out War<br><br>Girls of MW- battle it out for who should be the suitor to moyles, loser gets to sleep with the artist formerly known as trash

[kendra k]

umm... with that as a prize i don't think the girls will play. i sure ass hell know that i won't, you "lanky streak of urine"

[Charmaine]

Erm........ can we change the prize please!?

[a_girl_from_mars]

Yeah so that the loser prize is someone fit instead of one of you lot

[kendra k]

[quote author=a_girl_from_mars link=board=1;num=1010047825;start=20#28 date=01/07/02 at 18:05:03]Yeah so that the loser prize is someone fit instead of one of you lot[/quote]<br><br>i'm confused... i think a preposition is missing or something....<br><br>i hate dave pearce

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i want to win!!!

[kendra k]

[quote author=wannabe_mrs_moyles link=board=1;num=1010047825;start=20#30 date=01/07/02 at 18:49:35]i want to win!!![/quote]<br><br>i think we all know this.  how many of youwould actually like to date, let alone marry, mr moyles. for some reason this just doesn't sound appealing to me.  i wouldn't mind it if he bought me a pint or four.  (acutally, that goes for anybody.  ;) )<br>

[King_Stevotrash]

Very amusing Jonny. However I know Mr Trash does have a girlfirend now and is fully commited. <br><br>Secondly, how dare you mere women insult the good looks of Mr Trash. I can't stand the guy but have to admit hes a good looking dude.<br><br>Obviously the bigest loser in life is Jonny's girlfriend.

[gem]

<br><br>Now that I've finished laughing at Stevotr-sorry Marx's remarks, I'd just like to say I agree with Kendrak.<br><br>Nice avatar Marx.

[Everlast]

Tell ya what if i was a girl i'd go for Stevotrash<br><br><br><br><br><br>H'apparentley hes very very rich

[Nablo.]

Oh if thats true then it looks like that money might have gone to his head!  :)

[Sam]

[quote author=Everlast link=board=1;num=1010047825;start=20#34 date=01/07/02 at 22:56:11]H'apparentley hes very very rich[/quote]<br><br>I'm suddenly interested.  I think Moyles would be quite a sweet boyfriend actually if you could ignore all the rubbish he said about you on air.<br>

[Jonny Hoare]

* hell- Congrats trash on this achievement. And it is an achievement <br>when does she leave secondary school?

[Sam]

May  ;D

[King_Stevotrash]

I'm just very suprised that Jon's girlfriend can leave a building without removing the roof and usage of a crane.

[King_Stevotrash]

An achievement Johnny? I have better looks then you, i'm funnier then you, i can hold normal conversations unlike you and........oh yeah have my own head of hair.<br><br>Jonny is definently a lady bo....i mean ladies man. The dignified manner in which he let a 'friend' set him up on a blind date with a younger model of Pat Bucture as a joke, only to find out the the cornish romantic was going out with the biffa.<br><br><br><br>

[Black_Ice]

I saw the trash and the hore together once. They were standing side by side so I got a good look at them both. The thing is though they both looked like something a dog crapped out the morning after being given ale stew the night before by its owner.<br><br>To my great surprise though as I took a few steps to the side, I found that, that was not the trash at all. It was however an inexplicable growth on the side of the hore's shoulder. I finally got my first look at the trash then for real, nothing for the ladies to scream over but still, in the end I had something to avert my eyes from the loathsome hore. <br><br>If any of you have young children keep them away from this (time for a new phrase) imp like mooncalf inadequate excuse for excrement. It will only give them nightmares.<br><br>And by the way, you should beware of black ice, because I will bring you down daddyo.<br>

[King_Stevotrash]

I agree with all your points Black Ice apart from trash being nothing for the ladies to scream over. I cannot underline how much I hate that evil man, but damn he's one hot looking mustang! I'm an impartial judge (*$£!).

[Jonny Hoare]

My girlfriend wil come and sit on you.....

[mnky]

wont have much a job making her come :-X. throw a mars bar on the bed and shout fetch. ps- i suggest covering her in sand and finding the wet bits

[Bird]

Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh thats dramatic

[Black_Ice]

Would it not be more prudent to shout fetch and then reward with a mars bar afterwards? As for the sitting part, well dont forget to get her to give you her paw afterwards. Once again reward with a mars bar.

[Jonny Hoare]

She's been sent this thread and she's going to kill the l,ot of you.<br><br>Especially you Mark stephenson - she knows were i live<br><br><br><br><br><br> >:( >:( >:(<br><br>

[Nablo.]

Going to Kill all of us! I don't think so some how, all we really have to do is run away and then we would be free of her. So it's not exactly that hard now is it?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i haven't done anything! no one can kill me, pleeeeease