[Chief Erf]

Here is a completly random thread, everyone find summat on there desk or around the compute and review it.
Heres mine:

Laser Pen

This was bought for me a while back from spain, it was sold by one of those itimidating market sellers. It contains several caps (alters the laser so it shows pictures). The laser itself is good and has the latest blinding technology, but the tons of caps that come with it i just find biazarre. Many of them make the laser into words like I (heart) You or a heart with arrows throw it, would someone use this to show there undying desire for someone. Another one is an outline of a woman, supposedly showing it to be sexy, who in there righjt mind would find a an outline sexy. All of the caps seem to be pointless and randomly made(a dollar sign??). so my advice is to chuck the caps away and just use the laser to burn things.

[Ickle Angel]

Im going to review two if thats ok with everyone:

1. My mobile phone

This is my new phone. Its a Nokia 8510 and I have had it two weeks today. I find that the best feature on it is that if im out when moyeles is on then I get to listen because it has a built in radio. It has a silver and black front and a silver back and im lost without it.

2. My digital camera

I brought my digital camera last december with the money i got for christmas and I think its the best thing ive ever brought because I have got so much use out of it. Its been on many a night out lol.

[MK Chris]

Im going to review two if thats ok with everyone:

No its not. Disqualified!

1. My mobile phone

This is my new phone. Its a Nokia 8510 and I have had it two weeks today. I find that the best feature on it is that if im out when moyeles is on then I get to listen because it has a built in radio. It has a silver and black front and a silver back and im lost without it.

Do you not find that the radio lead needs to be replaced a lot? I did (but I did use it a lot) when I had my 8310.

2. My digital camera

I brought my digital camera last december with the money i got for christmas and I think its the best thing ive ever brought because I have got so much use out of it. Its been on many a night out lol.

We'll have to see some of them! (Photos, that is)

I can't review my desk as I can't find anything its too bloody messy.

[Mcqueen_]

Speakers - Sounds come out of them when turned on...

[Lew]

My wallet

it is an airwalk camoflaged wallet bought last year. although the exterior comes on a bit strong this wallet is very versatile. unscheduled opening of the wallet has been eradicated due to it ingenius velcro opening system. once opened this is when the wallet really comes to life. it opens threefold giving you multiple options as to what to do next. in the middle is two card holding ports, one deeper than the other giving you the option of storing different sized cards in each port. either side are two multi-purpose flaps, leaving many options as to what to store within. all the options so far have been exceptional but lurking behind all this is an integrated note-holding storage space with enough space to hold about 100-200 pounds worth of notes, depending on note worth and consistency. all this built with an exterior zip up coin holding facilty make this a more than worthy rival to simply putting things in your pocket.

Overall - 8/10

[Uglybob]

speakers
a mug of tea that has been drunk
boots talcum powder
bo spray
3 red pens
14 cds
a portable cd player
a mini feather duster
my bank card
a desert spoon used to eat a strawberry cheesecake but i was too lazy to leave the spoon back.

[Mcqueen_]

a mug of tea that has been drunk

So just a mug really.

[Uglybob]

yes but it has the remnant of a tiny bit of tea at the bottom

[Lawrie]

on my bedside cabinet/shelving

my Leeds Rhinos season ticket
ticket from last nights Feeder gig
some old diarys
my old lamp
my alarm clock
my industrial size fan
about £10 in coinige
money off voucher for Purple Door "Leeds premier lapdancing club"
a Father Ted scripts book
a Blackadder scripts book
a Fawlty towers script book
a Stone Roses biography
Mark Radcliffes book
an old condom packet
my glasses case
my St George flaf with the words Leeds Rhinos: South Stand barmy army daubded on

[Lew]

how someone with sitcom scripts on his bedside table could have a used condom as well is lost on me

[Lawrie]

its now what you do with the books....it how you USE those books!

[Stevo_trash]

i have ,

an empty can of beer
an half full can of beer
notes from my shopw review
a mug with a bit of coffee at the bottom
a phone
a pair of big headphones
a pile of legal and illegal cd's
a pack of airwaves
the media guardian
the plymouth evening herald jobs page
fatboy slim-youv'e come a long way baby
mr sheen
my tobbacoo tin
sex pistols-kiss this
clash-best of volume 1
brylcreem
a plate with the remnants of bakes beans
a screwdriver
ariel magazine
lots of peices of paper with brainstorms for programming ideas

[Lew]

haha, actually made me laugh out loud

well done

[Chief Erf]

Hmm, so script books and condoms are your fetish, whats everybody elses. I wanna Start a thread on fetishes.

[Lawrie]

not my fetish at all dude..actually the packet is empty its been empty for a year but it looks kinda cool where it is so its stayed there!

[Lew]

ok if we're listing items on our desks now then here goes

t.v remote
stereo remote
small mirror
hair wax
comb
(above 3 items not used for 5 days)
CKY album - infiltrate.destroy.rebuild
CKY album - volume 1
Transformers the movie dvd (seriously)
Command and conquer red alert 2 pc game
8/10 rated wallet
£15 worth of hmv vouchers
bus pass
'learn to drive' pamphlets - not yet read (first lesson tomorrow)
discarded security tag
Internet magazine
PSW magazine - opened at letters page
cup of money - containing approx. £5 in loose change
nail clippers
quiksilver beenie hat
coca cola glass on top of place mat with my name on it
old school pencil case
pack of benson and hedge cigarettes - 9 left in pack

[lister]

TV/Video combi
Sky Digital digibox
Remote controls
speakers
monitor
Sim City 4
Champ Man 01/02
Digital Camera
70 CD/R's
Man Utd season ticket
Warrington Wolves season ticket
Mug

[KFA]

I have...

Nearly empty bottle of Coke
Notebook
Bottle of cough Medicine, empty
Deodorant
2 mobile phones (still use my old one for the credit thats left)
bright pink post it notes pad (a present)
paper
calcualator
speakers
Gromit (as in Wallace and Gromit)
4 sim cards (for other people)
painkillers
Coldplay album
alarm clock
playing cards
purse (no money - i'm a student you know)

[Nablo.]

When in rome and all that so I have.....

College Work
Plastic Wallets
Blue Mug
3 CD's
A wooden folder holder with papers in.
A clock
4 Air freshners in the shape of the simpson family.
A pot plant with a scooby doo pot.
Usual Keyboard, cordless mouse.
Graphics tablet.
Speakers
Pen
Zoo Tycoon case.

[Uglybob]

must have a big desk if you have a tv video combi and a sky digibox along with your keybord and monitor and speakers

[Lawrie]

ive just discovered at the back of my cabinet thing a blow up sword.....erm......

[Lew]

as inflatables go, you could have worse...

[Lawrie]

it cant get much worse..im covered in dust and fluff

[Nablo.]

Yeah I was given a 6 foot inflatable alien as a joke one Christmas. Which I tried blowing up to see what it was like but got light headed and gave up. Also an inflatable chair useless bloody thing really.

[Lew]

i had an inflatable chair once and i thought it was pretty cool. i cheated by using an electric pump to blow it up