chrismoyles.net
- Sun Mar 02, 2003 2:35 pm
#60164
I am tired of chasing that pesky wabbit awound and have taken up the challenge of championship manager with Leeds United FC, I win the league each season, win in european cups and all English cups. Maybe Terry Venables can take some notes from this here is my winning squad:
Paul Robinson
Brad Friedel
Danny Milosevic
Dick Van Burik
Gerardo
Tomas Repka
Shane Cansdell Sherriff
Ashley Cole
Stephane Henchoz
Ian Harte
Thomas Linke
Per Nielsen
Phil Babb
Aled Jones
Nicky Butt
Oliver Dacourt
Lee Bowyer
Eirik Bakke
Harry Kewell
Kily Gonzalez
Valentin Belkevich
Dennis Bergkamp
Bosko Balaban
Robbie Fowler
Alan Shearer
Mark Viduka
Brian McBride
Dwight Yorke
I would also like to point out about 90% of the new signings were for free!
Lovely Jubbly team, can anyone recommend any more players that will help me win the world championship?
I also think that Chris should take over as manager and keep Peter Ridsdale locked in a cage and whip him until he resigns then install Aled as the new chairman, Will as assisstant manager and Dave can make the tea (after he has done laps of the pitch wearing spiky sandals to get rid of the water logging)! And if the team loses anytime they must carry out a forfeit, being tied down and forced to watch Cosby show repeats and a documentary on who killed roger rabbit and why he wasnt actually killed would be a start (away games) or being locked in a room with Avid Merion on one of his more homosexual days (home games). The players could also take performance enhancing drugs and blame it on their mums inability to read lemsip labels because she had to borrow auntie Beryl's glasses.
If you would like more information on how to improve Leeds send check or postal order to the amount of £59.99 to: Leeds help fund, P.O. box 15, Elland Road, Cornwall. P155 0FF. You should recieve a fact sheet within 28 working years.
Disclaimer: These views in no way reflect those of the Moylesie crew, the hierarchy within LUFC, Avid Merion's or even mine for that matter.
Paul Robinson
Brad Friedel
Danny Milosevic
Dick Van Burik
Gerardo
Tomas Repka
Shane Cansdell Sherriff
Ashley Cole
Stephane Henchoz
Ian Harte
Thomas Linke
Per Nielsen
Phil Babb
Aled Jones
Nicky Butt
Oliver Dacourt
Lee Bowyer
Eirik Bakke
Harry Kewell
Kily Gonzalez
Valentin Belkevich
Dennis Bergkamp
Bosko Balaban
Robbie Fowler
Alan Shearer
Mark Viduka
Brian McBride
Dwight Yorke
I would also like to point out about 90% of the new signings were for free!
Lovely Jubbly team, can anyone recommend any more players that will help me win the world championship?
I also think that Chris should take over as manager and keep Peter Ridsdale locked in a cage and whip him until he resigns then install Aled as the new chairman, Will as assisstant manager and Dave can make the tea (after he has done laps of the pitch wearing spiky sandals to get rid of the water logging)! And if the team loses anytime they must carry out a forfeit, being tied down and forced to watch Cosby show repeats and a documentary on who killed roger rabbit and why he wasnt actually killed would be a start (away games) or being locked in a room with Avid Merion on one of his more homosexual days (home games). The players could also take performance enhancing drugs and blame it on their mums inability to read lemsip labels because she had to borrow auntie Beryl's glasses.
If you would like more information on how to improve Leeds send check or postal order to the amount of £59.99 to: Leeds help fund, P.O. box 15, Elland Road, Cornwall. P155 0FF. You should recieve a fact sheet within 28 working years.
Disclaimer: These views in no way reflect those of the Moylesie crew, the hierarchy within LUFC, Avid Merion's or even mine for that matter.
Copywight 2003 Elmer Fudd.
All wights wesewved.
All wights wesewved.
