The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Elmer Fudd
#60264
Jennifer Lopez has been kept awake by the Jackass cast while staying at the same hotel.
They tried to get into her suite on the tenth floor but found they were barred because it requires a special key.
So instead they invaded the ninth floor and partied until the hotel's security guards intervened. lol ahhh poor J Lo!! :lol:

What is everyones most favourite stunts?
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By Chief Erf
#60265
erm when me and my friends ran into a casino shouting IM BREAKING THE LAW in biazarre voices, thats not my favourite buts its the only one i remember.
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By Purrsnickety
#60266
My favourite? erm..........I have many so I dont know really, It will come to me.
By Lew
#60269
when i was crossing the road to meet my mates once and i ran across and a car was heading for me and on the pavement was those metal fences you get sometimes so i had to run and dive over this fence and landed flat on my arse in front of these two girls. oops. so i got up and put my hands on my head and shouted ''I'VE GOT A.D.D!!!'' and ran away.
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By Lawrie
#60271
best stunt ever.......

"The Faceoff" Steve-O..oh my god!

the ball stapling stuny is good..but Faceoff looks very painfull on the first Steve-o DVD
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By Purrsnickety
#60272
I havent seen that stunt yet, but i want to.
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By Gigglyboots
#60273
My favourite Jackass stunt, out of the ones I have seen...Well Stevo getting his butt cheeked pierced together was pretty funny. The sickest one was that omelette one, that just made me ill.
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By Lawrie
#60274
Faceoff is superb....

all Steve-os stunts on the jackass film are poor to the ones he does on his DVD
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By Purrsnickety
#60275
Cool, is it worth buying?
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By Lawrie
#60277
both DVDs HMV sell them together for £20..however its limited edition..so could have sold out
By timb
#60279
well, when i was a little'un some gimps wanted a fight with me, so they came round my house and i poured water on them from the bathroom above the front door. then my dad answered the door and they were pissed so i never went down. i invited someone round that night for the crazy stunt and we had a good giggle.

at a different time i think a bit later than the above mentioned incident i was walking up a hill by the side of a road with one of the people who wanted to beat me up before but was now a friend, and it was a busy road, and we were throwing small stones into the road so the cars would drive into them, we weren't throwing them directly at the cars and we were doing it under-arm like. it was quite amusing that they hit all these people but they did nothing. then when we decided that was a bad idea, we started only pretending to throw stones at the cars, but proper over arm style throwing to try and freak the drivers out. one of them slammed his brakes on, then reversed at full speed back up the hill towards us, so we legged it down another side of the hill, and he got out the car and legged it after us, and tried to blame us for a mark on his car, stupid asshole, so we gave him another friends address instead and when he asked what our mums name was we said we didn't know ,she hadn't told us yet. but that backfired coz this other friends mum was pissed and recognised us from the descriptions he gave and came round to see our parents. my parents beleived me though and so nothing happened, but t'other friend was grounded for * weeks. if you've read all this you really are bored.

nowadays of course i don't pull 'pranks' i just spite people with underhand tactics.
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By Purrsnickety
#60280
oh right, I'll go there some day and see if they have any left.
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By Purrsnickety
#60281
Very nice little story there timb.
By Johnny London
#60285
Swiming id Sh*t was disgusting, I love the ones when they dress up in fat suits. Also the one where one of them is running round like a gorilla. There was also that big car races one when they were on the ferry & going down staircases in Shopping Trolleys. Rolling down the hill in big massive cardboard tubes is good as well
By timb
#60287
the sperm bank one was pretty cringing
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By Purrsnickety
#60288
lol
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By Chief Erf
#60291
Yeah, dont post just Lo, this isnt a chat room althought there is one
By David
#60293
jackass is an unfunny pile of shite.

I watched an eppisode the other day (not the first time i have ever watched it but i thought i'd give it a second chance) and i'd be lying if i said i laughed once.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#60304
surely the ultimate would be where they all were killed. i dont care how but as long as they go away...
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By Nablo.
#60305
Well there not doing any more Jackass anymore just splitting up and doing the same thing on their own.
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By Stevo_trash
#60317
this one time i dislocated my shoulder whilst drunkenly standing in a shopping trolley as a work 'friend' pushed it into a kerb. I didn't realise it was dislocated until the day after.

another time i tried chatting up a woman.

yeah it was a crazy stunt
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By MK Chris
#60320
I had sinus trouble once and went to the quacks and he gave me som crystals to inhale in hot water. So I did, next day I boiled the kettle filled a bowl with the water and the crystals. Then I sat down and (stupidly - especially as I shake anyway) put the bowl on my lap with a towel over my head.

I think I flinched or something, cue me screaming a lot and hosing myself down with a cold shower. Spent 2 nights in Stoke Mandeville Burns Unit for that little stunt... 8O 8O :oops:
By timb
#60323
ouch!

did you try them again properly and did they work?
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By MK Chris
#60324
No, funnily enough it seemed to clear the sinus trouble... I found out a few days later that I could have just had some eucalyptus stuff.
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By Sidders
#60438
David wrote:jackass is an unfunny pile of not good.

I watched an eppisode the other day (not the first time i have ever watched it but i thought i'd give it a second chance) and i'd be lying if i said i laughed once.

I don't laugh either David. I just watch it and think 'what idiotic twats'.
Last edited by Sidders on Mon Mar 03, 2003 6:52 pm, edited 5 times in total.

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