[luvchild 2]

Life is horrible! Just bin txted, iam dumped! After 2yrs! Any help and advice wud b helpful!!!!!! Leave me a msg please! xxcatxx

[Jonny Hoare]

[our tune] oh deary deary me, well such is life- shit happens, plenty more fish in the sea, cliches ad nauseum [/our tune]

Maybe you should change your name to notinluvchild

Hope you get a new bloke/puppy soon

[Sam]

You sure know how to charm the girls don't ya Jonny?

Never mind hon, it's only a bloke, none of them are worth the hassle anyway!

[Eddie]

Bad luck, bad things happen ...... I know! You'll get over it.

Translation of Cats message:

Life is horrible! Just been texted, i am dumped! After 2 years! Any help and advice would be helpful!!!!!! Leave me a message please! xxcatxx

Sorry - that was probably not the right time to do that - we're just passing on advice to newbies...no text speak please!

[Jonny Hoare]

[trisha]Being dumped is not nice- i am fully aware of that lovvey, i'm sure you'll be fine- kick him in the nuts- and smash his cd collection up- do a basic instinct/fatal attraction and boil that bunny girl[/trisha]

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

there's always chris moyles no..wait, he's mine

[Nablo.]

no wait again.......in your dreams!

[Everlast]

Cat what you need is a real man not a middle class ponce see you behind the bikesheds at 2 O'Clock

[Uglybob]

no need to worry bout the time, it should only last a minute or so.

[Everlast]

no need to worry bout the time, it should only last a minute or so.

Dooooooooooooooooooonn't your embarresing me

[Jonny Hoare]

Aaaah Cat- join Dr Hoare's Luuurve Surgery tonight in chat at 8
ask gem she has advice from the hoarester himself....

[Everlast]

Why is every one in chat @8 i don't finish work till 9:30, if i go in its only dr and Monkey

[Jonny Hoare]

....
<the dr> i love xyz new booty
<mky> tis good
<everlast> hullo
<the dr> got a new technicall gubbins, high spec blah blah blah
<mky> great
<everlast> anyone here
<the dr> tecky bollocks blah blah
<mky> ditto
<everlast> i get a better converstaion from my cat
<the dr> you're my only friend, mky
<mky> i haven't got any friends
....

This happens in chat nearly every night, guys sort it. It's the moylesworld chatroom not the monkey/dr chatroom.

Be inclusive not exclusive.
Hoare's Force For Change

[Morals]

luvchild - any bloke who dumps you by text mssage isn't worth worrying about.

[Adam]

luvchild - any bloke who dumps you by text mssage isn't worth worrying about.

moral of the story is... don't use mobiles. you won't be able to be dumped then. its got to be better then an e-mail dumping.

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[Jonny Hoare]

always better face 2 face then you can slap him
i'd love to be dumped by e-mail - i wouldn't get slapped then....

[Morals]

luvchild - any bloke who dumps you by text mssage isn't worth worrying about.

moral of the story is... don't use mobiles. you won't be able to be dumped then. its got to be better then an e-mail dumping.

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Don;t use mobiles? Are you mad?

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

are you known to some people as morals the mobile maniac?

[kendra k]

mmm!

you know, it seems like everybody has a mobile now. i contemplated getting one purely for a bob the builder ring tone, but then better sense prevailed.

does anybody else not have one?

[Nablo.]

I! Can't say I'm planning on getting one nor do I want one at all.

[Jonny Hoare]

that's exactly why i changed my phone. I wanted the Eddie Nockia 3310 so i could bore people with my vast array of shite ringtones.

[Eddie]

I have to takje my phone with me everywhere I go even if I am not expecting to make or recieve any calls - I feel naked without it (Waiting for punchline). I send about 10 text messages a day on average but I get my first 5 free and the others only cost 5p so it doesn't break the bank..

usual text message =

Oi you...You're a gimp! Goodbye!

wittyand original!

[Guest]

that's exactly why i changed my phone. I wanted the Eddie Nockia 3310 so i could bore people with my vast array of shite ringtones.

classy

yes- but it made eddie famous. we'll never be able to get a mention on the chris moyles website/radio 1.

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[Eddie]

He might..it wasn't that hard! And Adam...Why don't you sign in, again...it's not hard!

[Adam]

eddie- why do you have to be a tw@. everything i say....

if it didn't keep signing me off everytime i do something else... then yes i would be able to write messages with my name

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