[Chief Erf]

I'm trying to make a cd of funny songs, not parodys but origanal funny songs. Any suggestions

so far i have
Nada Surf - Detachable penis
and thats it

[Nablo.]

Detachable penis is actually by a band called King Missle and all their songs are stupid and pointles. Such as Cheese cake

[Chief Erf]

yeah, i like nada surfs version more.

[Nablo.]

mm the orginal is the best and if people can't it then they have to copy it as they know they can't better it.

[Uglybob]

Blink 182 on their last album - I Want To F*** A Dog in the Ass
Jasper Carrott - Funky Moped
Vic & Bob on the B-Side of Im A Believer as Mulligan and O'Hare

"im not saying i would kill you
but arent you partly to blame
you gave me chocolate digestives
when you knew i preferred the plain"

genius

[Uglybob]

jesus i missed the classic one

In the top 10 songs of all time for me

UNDERTONES "MARS BAR"
fantastic

[Nablo.]

You could always have some Monthy Python songs such as the classic ones like "Always look on the bright side of life" or the "Lumberjack song" and then there are others.

[kendra k]

nablo. don't be so thick. it's "lumberjack!" a song about somebody who wants to cut down trees for lumber, not a lump.

i really like "my lovely horse" or the mp song "henry kissinger."

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

that one where des'ree wants a piece of toast but a ghost has stolen it or something makes me laugh...

[Nablo.]

Ow touchy over a spelling mistake.

[Uglybob]

Life Oh life oh Life

10-1 Des'ree re-releases You Gotta Be again in 2003

[Jacqui]

Every sperm is sacred!

[ASG]

Why? We make six million a day, so what does it matter if we have polos and coke?

[Jacqui]

tis a Monty python like the Lumberjack song. tis off The Meaning Of Life, great film!

[ASG]

I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!

[Jacqui]

I wish i was a girlie, just like my dear papa!

[ASG]

I don't care!

I think we'd better stop this!

[Jacqui]

hmm, me to!

how bout YMCA, thats a bit pathetic, actually!

[ASG]

Young Man!

[Jacqui]

no, i am not rising to your bait, ginger bloke!

there's no need to feel down...... sorry!

[Stephen.]

Search on Kazaa for "funny songs". It always comes up with loads.
There's a Yogi Bear one and it is sooooooooo funny (But dirty )

[ASG]

Bugger! Will you stop calling me that please! I think we'd better stop posting on this thread as a whole, we'll just get reminded of the forum Guidelines! :p

[Jacqui]

what? ginger bloke? anyway, i agree! wanna pm instead?

[ASG]

Go for it!

[Sidders]

we'll just get reminded of the forum Guidelines! :p

Yes, you will. If you know you're doing it why carry on? The PM system isn't there for no reason you know.