- Sat Mar 15, 2003 11:50 pm
#64730
no not me silly
but weather forecasts. Before I start I would like to focus for a minute on the word "forecast" (for some of you this may involve looking in a dictionary for others you may require a friend to read it out loud for you also). anyway whatever your specific definition i think we can all agree it involves some kind of predictive element...
so anyway my problem is why the f*ck do they tell us the weather that has already happened? if they say it was warm in Liverpool today I KNOW cos i was there an if they say it was warm in manchester why do i care? has anyone ever said to someone else "ohhh i wish i was in poulton-le-fylde at 3pm cos there was a gap in the scattered showers" All this said that jo blythe does have a loverly pair of knockers...

so anyway my problem is why the f*ck do they tell us the weather that has already happened? if they say it was warm in Liverpool today I KNOW cos i was there an if they say it was warm in manchester why do i care? has anyone ever said to someone else "ohhh i wish i was in poulton-le-fylde at 3pm cos there was a gap in the scattered showers" All this said that jo blythe does have a loverly pair of knockers...
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