[MK Chris]

Don't support Williams either, Frank's an arse...

[Nablo.]

Techincally BAR are as much an American team as they are British.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you would never have guessed from the name...

[Nablo.]

Yeah odd that.

[Sidders]

Techincally BAR are as much an American team as they are British.

Yeah but Jenson Button drives for them which is an added insentive especially for Sam.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i bet she really loves seeing his helmet moving around at such speed.

[Sidders]

That's cringeworthy Gaspode.

[~JACQUI~]

who cares bout formula 1?

[Sidders]

Me.

[Nablo.]

who cares bout me?

No one I'm afraid.

[~JACQUI~]

who cares bout me?

No one I'm afraid.

Me.

Someone apparelnty nablo.!

[Morals]

REUTERS (London): The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit-Crew yesterday. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the English Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds.

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management,as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the crews first practice session; not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's and a gram of Charlie!!

[MK Chris]

Haha, I thats brilliant.

[Sam]

I read the first paragraph and actually thought that was true, then it kinda dawned on me. Very good though.

[timb]

they don't remove tires in 8 seconds, they remove them and put new ones on.

[Morals]

Oh FFS timb, do you have to be such a *? It's a JOKE!

[Nablo.]

Plus changing tires in 8 seconds is bloody slow in F1 time. They normally do it in 3.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Oh FFS timb, do you have to be such a *-knocker? It's a JOKE!

plus its not even funny. blah blah scousers nick car tyres blah blah. cos if some bloke in a ferrari drove up to a bunch of scallies like they would just want to steal the wheels? do ferrari wheels fit ford escorts?

[Ickle Angel]

Plus changing tires in 8 seconds is bloody slow in F1 time. They normally do it in 3.

Its tyres mate but there you go. Your right though 8 seconds is a long time to change tyres

[Nablo.]

Yes thanks for pointing that out and even more so for repeating what I had already said.

[Sidders]

But they don't even change the tyres, they change the wheels. It'd take a lot longer to change the tyre without taking the wheel off.

[Nablo.]

Yes ok, great kid, don't get c*cky.

[KFA]

That was the most unbelieveable race I've ever seen but also one of the best. Hope Alonso will be ok.

[Nablo.]

May I be the first to go WAAAAHEEEEEEEYYYYYY
almost a win so very very close but 8pts will do thank you very much...well done to Fischella

all in all a great race even if it was crazy.

[timb]

ok so i'm a little confused as to how the guy that caused the crash totally through his own error ended up getting points out of it. lesson: if your gonna crash out of the race make sure you spray enough debre that they can't carry on afterwards.