Roses are red..............

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By dizzy fluff
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:42 pm #67509
hmmm...... well i do aim to please.....
n would love smarties in my pants!!
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By Nablo.
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:44 pm #67512
It wouldn't be very pratical would it, with smarties in your pants. When it came to sitting down it would be very uncomfortable.
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By dizzy fluff
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:47 pm #67517
how do you know???.........have u ever had smarites in your pants??
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By Nablo.
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 7:49 pm #67521
No but if you think about it, it's hardly going to be that nice. Feel free to prove me wrong if you want by pouring loads of smarties into your pants and finding out.
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By dizzy fluff
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:29 pm #67540
you think i am that stupid to go n do that!!
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By Nablo.
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:36 pm #67541
Who knowz.
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By Sam
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:37 pm #67542
Only smarties have the answer
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By dizzy fluff
-  Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:41 pm #67543
Sam wrote:Only smarties have the answer


Exactly..... :lol:
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 9:14 am #67552
And a finger of fudge.....
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By Nablo.
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 10:07 am #67555
No thats just wrong
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By Stevo_trash
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:49 am #67580
roses are red
violets are blue
the off license is shut
have you got any booze

roses are red
violets are blue
i have herpes
you probably will too

rose are red
viloets are nice
you smell quite bad
heres some old spice
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By Stevo_trash
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:50 am #67581
roses are red
viloets are lucky
do us a favour?
run down to kentucky (fried chiken)
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By Adam
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:53 am #67582
...with a fiver...

(shame they dont deliver)
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By dizzy fluff
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 3:27 pm #67601
Jonny Hoare wrote:And a finger of fudge.....


na........ takes more than that!! :lol:
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By kendra k
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:00 pm #67626
more than fudge? or more than a finger of fudge? i pin you as a marshmallow fluff girl...
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:01 pm #67629
nah she likes choclate and strawberrys- thats how i wooed her
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By Sam
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:03 pm #67631
Hang on, is this really your girlfriend Jonny? Did I miss something here?
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By Adam
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:04 pm #67632
a mrs jonny hoare? 8O whats she like, hoare?
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By kendra k
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:09 pm #67637
it's the scandal of the day! dizzy fluff and the hoare man, together with chocolate! for more info, check out... i dunno. but yeah, it's true.
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By Sidders
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:20 pm #67652
This thread's quite surreal.
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By Adam
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:21 pm #67653
Sidla wrote:This thread's quite surreal.


what do you mean, surreal? its fine.. feel free to make up your own version of roses are red.
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By Sidders
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:24 pm #67658
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
If I give you chocolates,
Will you give me..... a present.
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By kendra k
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 5:34 pm #67671
sidla, that doesn't rhyme!

roses are red
daisies are white
give me all your money
and don't put up a fight.


lame, but it rhymes!
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By dizzy fluff
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:12 pm #67757
Adam wrote:a mrs jonny hoare? 8O whats she like, hoare?


:lol: i am like me........... :roll:

By Lew
-  Thu Mar 27, 2003 11:15 pm #67758
roses are red
my dog is black and blue
do it anywhere on the carpet
but not in my shoe...
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