I bloody hate this time of year. I have my two sisters birthday on the 23rd, my best mate on the 30th, and mothers day always falls round here as well. I have no job and I am absoultly skint now, I'm gonna have to borrow money off my sister to buy a mothers day present and give it her back thursday, cos thats my birthday and i'll get money. And no, of course the whole point of this post wasn't to inform you all I'm 17 on the 3rd.

99% of the people in this world are fools. The rest are in great danger of contagion