[kendra k]

lewis, did you beat your dog or something?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

roses are red,
violets are actually purple but lets not argue,
dont touch the dog,
or i'll f*cking kill you.

[Mr Dion]

roses are red
violets are blue
cant think of nething nice
i just wanna screw u


a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss isnt a kiss
without some tongue
so open your mouth
close your eyes
and give your tongue some exercise

[Jonny Hoare]

dizzy fluff has [lamacq] luvverly knockers [/lamacq]

[~JACQUI~]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association.

actually........ DNA stands for deoxyribonucleic acid - which is a substance storing genetic information.....

i actually knwe that, just i cant say it, like statistics (sastistics i say) and Geography(either gography of Geogafree)

[ZAQAZ_]

roses are red
violets are blue
ill drown you
in a bucket of spew

[ninemaster]

Roses are red
Cabbages are green
I like your legs
And youve got a great personality

[Nablo.]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I think of chickens,
whilst having stew.

[ZAQAZ_]

roses are red
violets are blue
and what id do
for a nice cold
pint of fosters
with a hot plate
of steak and chips
with barbeque sauce
a bowl of ice cream and jelly
with the sun
beating down on me
on a beautiful
hawaiin beach

[Stevo_trash]

he's old enough to be your ancestor.

[dizzy fluff]

dizzy fluff has [lamacq] luvverly knockers [amacq]

ta hun........ xx

[Everlast]

Roses are red
The grass is green
put it away
cos i'm only fifteen