[Morals]

I've jsut been to Sainsbury's looking for cardboard cutouts of Jamie Oliver to deface and behead with my industrial scissors, and came across "Posh Noodles", an offshoot of Pot Noodles which, as we know, are the slag of all snacks.

Anyway, I have an idea for a TV advertising campaign, and I'm posting it here now so when it does eventually hit the airwaves I can sue Pot Noodle for stealing my idea.

*cut to a seedy, dingy, dirty motel room with a crap bed, roaches etc etc (you know the sort of thing)

We see the back of a man and hear dodgy noises, basically insinuating that he's watching porn or something. As the camera moves around him we see it's actually David Beckham eating a Posh Noodle in a similar manner to the way the guy in the pot noodle adverts did.

David looks up and says "Well, I do like a bit of posh...."

I reckon it's a winner.

[Ickle Angel]

ok Morals you have too much spare time on your hands matey

[Morals]

Just killing time before I go tot the pub to watch us lose to Lichenstein

[MK Chris]

Ring 'em up and ask them. Actually, write in ('cos they'll tell you to do that over the phone.)

They won't take it anyway, Pot Noodle is made by Unilever, which is like one of the biggest companies in the world. The reply will be along the lines of...

Dear Mr <Morals' surname>

Thank you for your recent correspondence.

As a large company, Unilever Bestfoods receive many suggestions each week. I am sure you understand that we are unable to respond to all of these ideas and wish you luck with your idea but regret that we are unable to take advantage of it.

Yours Sincerely


Gerrard Walters
Consumer Link Advisor

(Actually, if you write in tell me who the letters from, I'll probably know them, especially if it is Ged.)

[Sidders]

Victoria will probably try and sue them for stealing her name anyway.

[MK Chris]

Pot Noodle did the greatest PR ever with the "Take me home and get me hot and wet" posters.

[Uglybob]

ive had the spicy chili chicken, the noodles are more of a stringy variety that you get in your chicken chow mein. there is more too of a hint of garlic, its not particulary spicy but it does give you extremely bad breath.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the have that isabella hervey advestising em t'was in fhm.