The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Jonny Hoare
#69100
what about the transexual pepper pot
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By kendra k
#69104
that's all you mate. don't eat the mustard.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#69124
Jonny Hoare wrote:what about the transexual pepper pot


all them holes would confuse anyone. think about poor old salt either he eats through his arse or has to live with oral sex an sh*ting out his gob...
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By ~JACQUI~
#69137
the cat did a piddlie all over the kitchen mat, the little dog laffed to see such fun and he piddlied all over the cat!
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By Jonny Hoare
#69146
Now thats just sick.
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By ~JACQUI~
#69147
my friends dad told me.......

ok I'll stop Jonny
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#69153
does anyone else think lisa from steps looks a bit like an owl?
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By ~JACQUI~
#69154
she does occasionally, no matter, I love owls, they are the bast animals (tho they birds!)
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By Jonny Hoare
#69155
who of course practiced interbreeding with a pussycat
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By ~JACQUI~
#69159
according to King Lear, no I dont mean king lear i mean Edward (?) lear!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#69160
hmmm they went sailing so maybe what they were doing cant be called breeding. (i was trying to find a way of tactfully alluding to an*l sex but im not sure it worked).
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By ~JACQUI~
#69161
which was the male? the owl?
By Tom_Murphy
#69162
in lisa scott lee's case, yes.
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By ~JACQUI~
#69163
OI! Lisa is not a bloke, lay off her! (note emfasies on HER
By Tom_Murphy
#69164
i'm sure her(his) mum has said that herself a good deal of times.
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By ~JACQUI~
#69165
I know her mum!
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By Adam
#69293
wonder what cat tastes like?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#69296
bit like duck. not as tough as rat.
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By Adam
#69333
does it taste like pork?

where's the nearest place i could taste cat? harris would probably know seeming that he's a bit of globe trotter. korea?
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By ninemaster
#69334
Think Korea is probably your best bet but why the sudden obsession with eating cats
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By Adam
#69335
have you tried rabbit? uglybob has a rabbit. there are pretty nice with some veg on the side.

do they sell dog over in korea?
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By Gigglyboots
#69349
I have tried Rabbit Stew, delicacy in Malta. Wasn't all too caring for it, stick to beef.

I think they do, are you wanting a new taste experience or something?!
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By ninemaster
#69353
Its either that or Adams been drinking or smoking some funny cigarettes
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By Adam
#69355
meat is meat. just that sometimes, you have to block the fact out that it was once running around in a field somewhere...

ahhh, cute dog.
By Lew
#69356
ninemaster wrote:Its either that or Adams been drinking or smoking some funny cigarettes


which made him thick enough to want to eat cats and dogs, eh timb....

Good to know, thanks!