[Adam]

The went in two by two, harah harah.

What things would you take on to your ark? Remeber, there's gotta be two of everything.

[Gigglyboots]

Two sexy male specimens...

[Sidders]

Like you're way of thinking Gem. I'd take 2 sexy laydees. Also, 2 crates of beer, 2 computers and 2 umberellas to keep me dry through the storms.

[Lew]

i'd bring on 2 sexy laydees as sidla but i would i also bring on two lifeboats and send the two laydees out to find some more sexy laydees

[Morals]

Giraffes, because they rule.


A giraffe

[Adam]

please - don't let me get on a boat with lewis and asg boy*. i beg you, please











*two stones

[Gigglyboots]

Now we have all the people we need, two lovely males and females, so everyones happy whatever sexuality, lol

We need two cd players or midi systems, I wouldn't like to live without my music...So two cd's, have to make them good. And two dj's for the on ark parties.

[Sidders]

Queen - Greatest Hits 1&2. Sorted.

[MK Chris]

Two sexy male specimens...

I'll check my diary...

I'd take two sexy young females (not too young mind), two double beds, two items of "protection (you never know), two fridges full of beer (never know how long you're gonne be on it), I'd have the computers too, two of the most annoying people on TV (suggestions?) to hit in times of stress, two CD stereos, two TVs.

[Morals]

Two duelling pistols, so I could shoot any * that annoyed me, or tried to nick my two ladies....

[Gigglyboots]

Two annoying people, we could try Jade, and Eamann Holmes really annoys me...he looks slugish so hitting him would relieve lots of stress.

Two Tv's requires two full Sky subscriptions to every channel, so two Sky dishes for the outside of the ark would be a nice little addition to keep us all entertained.

[MK Chris]

Good idea, I've never had Sky.

[Gigglyboots]

Be good if we get sick of the two cd's, quite a few music channels now.

And also, I'm sure theres something for everything, especially males.

[Morals]

If we get Men and Motors we'll need a couple of boxes of tissues for Uglybob....

[Sidders]

Who needs men and motors when you've got women on board.

[Morals]

All the women will be stashed in the corner with me, and I'll be defending them with my dueling pistols....

[Gigglyboots]

I was thinking, if I had two male football teams..I would get 22 males instead, lol. So yes, two very good looking football teams for me. Maybe best if I take two first aid boxes if you are going to shoot people, lol.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i'd take two water pistols.

[Sidders]

I was thinking, if I had two male football teams..I would get 22 males instead, lol. So yes, two very good looking football teams for me. Maybe best if I take two first aid boxes if you are going to shoot people, lol.

I would say I'd take 2 female football teams, but female football players aren't generally my type of women . I think I'll settle for 2 female beach volleyball teams.

[MK Chris]

Or cheerleading teams.

[Sidders]

Even better.

[Lew]

just remember giggly, for every david beckham theres a martin keown

[Gigglyboots]

David Beckham doesn't do it for me, he'd only go nick all my make up and styling products on the ark anyway. And maybe even my skirts.

[Jonny Hoare]

What about 2 billion pounds, and 2 irrigation systems, so that if the floods come- don't woryr its growing crops in the desert!

[Minnie the Minx]

Think big people:-

2 CDs -----> 2 music collections

2 fridges of beer ------> 2 breweries (or bars)

2 football teams --------> 2 countries of men (eg Italy)