[Adam]

Here are some top tips of my own, in no particular order. They have always got me by.

1. Question the beliefs of religious people at every opportunity.
2. Buy a gas mask in case you need it one day.
3. Respect the Snuh? and realise that you cannot control it.
4. Don't trust anyone. Ever.
5. Have an alter ego.
6. Learn to talk like a pirate.
7. Buy a fire extinguisher and carry it around for self defense.
8. Don't give money to tramps, they support terrorism.
9. Keep a newspaper ready roled up to kill insects.
10. Clean up viscous bodily fluids with a tissue to avoid having a sticky floor.
11. When leaving a pub, always buy a takeout to use as a weapon.
12. If somebody tries to mug you, overpower them and steal their money. They will probably have a lot of other peoples wallets too, so you can make a good profit.
13. Don't buy things from Debenhams. They'll keep you there for hours trying to issue you a Debenhams store card. BAS**RDS!!!
14. Don't go to France
15. - Look out for American's and their 'friendly fire'
16. Remember to wash you're white shirt after eating a kebab
17. Don't give money to charity. Its your money


anyone got any good tips?

[Tom_Murphy]

18. At the earliest opportunity learn what a 'Snuh' is.

[Adam]

18. At the earliest opportunity learn what a 'Snuh' is.

http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite/faqs.html

woohoo!

[StaticFish]

Clean up viscous bodily fluids with a tissue to avoid having a sticky floor.

<cough>

[kendra k]

don't eat yellow snow.

[StaticFish]

try and beat the system at every opertunity

have a "happy-go-lucky" attitude - it pays dividents

[MK Chris]

Crime doesn't pay unless you can get away with it (then it pays loads.)
Always have a nodding dog in the back of your car.

[Adam]

call churchill.


ohhhh no no no

[Morals]

Always know where your towel is

[StaticFish]

always check the toilet paper before you sit

[Tom_Murphy]

snuh. absolutely staggered by the amount of people with far too much time on their hands.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dont read this thread.

[mnky]

^^ ignore previous advice ^^

[Sidders]

5. Have an alter ego.

So that explains who John is.

[~JACQUI~]

never run out of sanitary pads girls!

[Adam]

5. Have an alter ego.

So that explains who John is.

oh please - let that drop. if i just explain that i quickly signed my name and scanned it...

[Sidders]

It's still funny though. If you didn't get wound up about it we might just forget it.

[Eddie]

Sidla, It is unfortuanetly human nature to get wound up about things when they are repeated again and again and cease to be funny.

[kendra k]

as you would know herr knock...

don't let the bastards get you down.
don't put your hands down my pants.

[Adam]

It's still funny though. If you didn't get wound up about it we might just forget it.

So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new . . . don't you know
The cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away

[Sidders]

Sidla, It is unfortuanetly human nature to get wound up about things when they are repeated again and again and cease to be funny.

Shut up you camp cretin.

[Adam]

Sidla: Eddie could easily come back with:

Shut up you fat cretin.

I doubt he would, though.

However, its true that people get wound up about things.

Its just that you carry on with the same old song and its boring.

I signed my name John, so * what. It was quick. You saw it and jumped on the bandwagon to go on about it.

[Sidders]

Sidla: Eddie could easily come back with:

Shut up you fat cretin.

He could, but would I give a sh¡t?

I signed my name John, so * what. It was quick. You saw it and jumped on the bandwagon to go on about it.

It's only because it's so funny when people like you and Eddie get so wound up about petty things.

[Adam]

no - because we are on a messageboard and words dont hurt. it may in really life - but to be honest - you dig your own grave by carrying on with the same old material. pick something else that will get me going. been here a while and learnt not to get wound up.