[Eddie]

I just havewn't had anything of interest to add to the other threads in ages. This one I could relate to!

[Sidders]

If you didn't get so wound up about it then people might not bother so much. I think it's hilarious when you go off on one.

[Eddie]

well, i haven't gone off on one in ages..............

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

........ or so he claims.

dum de dum.

[Lew]

speaking of news: THE FALL OF BAGHDAD

our boys have taken baghdad and loads of local geezers are ripping down a statue of saddam

[Sidders]

Does that mean war's over?

[Lew]

not.....really

[kendra k]

they've been saying the war's over since before it began. and lewis "your" boys aren't really in baghdad. they're still stuck in the south.

eddie. for as mature as you make yourself out to be, you still have very sensitive skin. do you use lotion or summat?

[Nablo.]

Yeah were stuck with just taking over Um Quasar

[Lew]

i welcome americans with open arms, so when i said 'our' boys i was referring to all coalition forces

[kendra k]

war monger. you want all the glory.

[Lew]

if thats the way you want it....excuse me while i stick the stars and stripes up my arse

[kendra k]

please, let me help you. i have the flagpole all ready.

[Adam]

please, let me help you. i have the flagpole all ready.

Lewis - Getting Pleasure from Kendra

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if thats your idea of pleasure. i class the defeat of iraq as a great victory for stupid people the world over.

[Lew]

grease it up, baby

THIS POST WAS WRITTEN ENTIRELY FOR THE PURPOSE TO DISGUST AND/OR AMUSE. IN NO WAY IS IT TO TAKEN LITERALLY

[kendra k]

lewis... don't be such a nonce. oh wait, that'd be out of character. are you worried that people would actually think you'd enjoy having a flagpole up your bum? or WOULD you really like that? hmm... i'll let you decide.

this supposed victory has eclipsed the budget. there goes my holiday.

[Nablo.]

I watched a little bit of the budget just to see if it was effecting me at all and no it didn't. It was on two channels at the same time so hard to totaly miss it.

[Bridgie]

grease it up, baby

THIS POST WAS WRITTEN ENTIRELY FOR THE PURPOSE TO DISGUST AND/OR AMUSE. IN NO WAY IS IT TO TAKEN LITERALLY

is nibble_my_bifkin going to be involved with this stunt?

chatroom people should know who i mean

[Lew]

yes, you

[Bridgie]

lewis stop denying the truth, we know you 2 are an item

[MK Chris]

I heard on the news my booze will cost even bloody more now, typical, just as i get more expenses in a car...

[Nablo.]

Only 1p on Beer which is hardly much.

[StaticFish]

4p on wine, and 8p on cigarettes

[MK Chris]

OK, well I wasn't sure how much, but add that together over a year and thats a lotta pennies.