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By Stevo_trash
#73186
With electric six's forthcoming release of 'gar bar', I have a brilliant story involving a gay bar which i visited on saturday night. However, I'm to drunk to post properlly at the moment put will add it on tommorow.

My question is, has anyone been to a gar bar/have any amusing stories involving a gay bar?
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By kendra k
#73187
i have loads... but i used to be a fag hag.

i met thom yorke in a gay bar.
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By MK Chris
#73188
I'll start... Wasn't strictly a gay bar, just a pub run by a gay bloke, but when I went to the bar and asked the gay landlordd if I could have [Walkers] Sensations. He ripped the piss out of me.

Not great, but we can only get better.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#73198
i have never been to a gay bar nor do i have an amusing story although my friend insists on shouting "mind your arses lads" whenever he gets within two streets on canal street (anal treet... oh so funny). ignorance kills folks.
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By Lawrie
#73207
am i alone in thinking it sounds like Bruce Forsyth singing the chorus to Gay bar?
By timb
#73257
you got your sentance mixed up, you meant you had a bath in a gay bar
By Lew
#73343
oooooooh, its a timb tumbleweed
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By Morals
#73344
I had my arse touched up in a gay pub in Greenwich.
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By Uglybob
#73358
i am glad and proud to say i have never been in a gay bar. sorry aled, nothing personal, i just prefer my bum not to be touched.
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By Mcqueen_
#73359
It's his 'Sophisticated Humour' Ickle...
By timb
#73364
oh im sorry ill say something a little more to your taste in humour:

Mcqueen you're a * *
By Lew
#73366
no thats the same timb

in the way that its not funny whatsoever
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By Mcqueen_
#73378
Hey Im a Star..
By timb
#73391
make up your mind please Lewis, either insulting people is or is not funny
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By dizzy fluff
#73398
cannal street is my home from home!!........

But did actially crap myself when a lesbion came on to me!!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#73400
Uglybob wrote:i am glad and proud to say i have never been in a gay bar. sorry aled, nothing personal, i just prefer my bum not to be touched.


hasnt uglybob got a high opinion of himself? you should be so lucky...
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By Stevo_trash
#73405
just cause a bloke is gay doesn't mean that he will touch up any old persons ass.

i'm confident in my own sexuality not to feel intimidated in such a venue. It's all all about improving you knowledge and understanding of different cultures.
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By MK Chris
#73407
I agree with that. I don't give a * whether I'm standing next to a gay or straight bloke and don't understand why the perception with some people is that they will come on to them.

Like Gaspode said some people have a high opinion of themselves and flatter themselves too much.
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By dizzy fluff
#73408
I think that all 'straight' men and women have thought about having a 'gay' experience.......
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By Mr Dion
#73409
not a gay bar but a bar story anyway... i was in a bar with my dads football team after a cup match years ago and i wanted some peanuts. so after acquiring the money from my dad, i procedded to a quiet yet quite full bar. the barman iasked me how he could possibly help me, to which i said
'Have you got any nuts?'
needless to say the drinkers and the barman found this somewhat humerous and laughed and joked for a good 5 minutes.
the barman told me i shouldnt ask personal questions

i gave him my 'evil eye' and he gave me the peanuts for free...all in all i think it was worth it.
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By Lawrie
#73428
dizzy fluff wrote:I think that all 'straight' men and women have thought about having a 'gay' experience.......


yeah all straight men want to see straight women get it on...its true
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By Lawrie
#73430
Mr Dion wrote:not a gay bar but a bar story anyway... i was in a bar with my dads football team after a cup match years ago and i wanted some peanuts. so after acquiring the money from my dad, i procedded to a quiet yet quite full bar. the barman iasked me how he could possibly help me, to which i said
'Have you got any nuts?'
needless to say the drinkers and the barman found this somewhat humerous and laughed and joked for a good 5 minutes.
the barman told me i shouldnt ask personal questions

i gave him my 'evil eye' and he gave me the peanuts for free...all in all i think it was worth it.



8O and you LIKE Celine Dion?
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By Aled
#73446
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i have never been to a gay bar nor do i have an amusing story although my friend insists on shouting "mind your arses lads" whenever he gets within two streets on canal street (anal treet... oh so funny). ignorance kills folks.


mature

Good to know, thanks!