How stupid are people on holiday......

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How stupid are people on holiday......#73082

By Jonny Hoare - Mon Apr 28, 2003 4:33 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 4:33 pm #73082

Now for the past 4 years i have worked at Dobwalls theme park.

Over the winter the park has invested in some brand new signs, clearly stating the rules.

Minimum Height and Minimum age 5.

When a chalrey ass 3 year old comes up and think he can drive a little kart its my job to tell the dumb parent to READ THE F ING SIGN

He'll 5 next month.

Come back next month, ya dunce. Nah inbred dim dunce

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

#73086

By timb - Mon Apr 28, 2003 4:41 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 4:41 pm #73086

what crazy world do you live in where a 3 year old can become 5 years old in one month?

Educate thyself

#73088

By a_girl_from_mars - Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:23 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:23 pm #73088

That's Cornwall for you. There's no such thing as maths in their schools, it's just farming lessons.

Katy

#73099

By Jonny Hoare - Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:51 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:51 pm #73099

its the emmets who are thick

Da Legend....

Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

#73143

By Nablo. - Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:06 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:06 pm #73143

a_girl_from_mars wrote:That's Cornwall for you. There's no such thing as maths in their schools, it's just farming lessons.

I don't remember ever having a lesson in Farming..as for Maths we did get taught...I had a pirate for a teacher argh...there be a whale.

As for the whole holiday makers it's true there morons. Have to spend ages explaining how a petrol pump works and how I won't release fuel if there waving the damn thing in the air.
Also not being able to read simple local names that are dead obvious and calling them by some random name that has not relevants to the spelling of the word.

#73152

By Sam - Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:55 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 7:55 pm #73152

Nabqaz wrote:Also not being able to read simple local names that are dead obvious and calling them by some random name that has not relevants to the spelling of the word. [/color]

I do that. Still can't get my heads round true-row, instead of too-roo.

99% of the people in this world are fools. The rest are in great danger of contagion

#73154

By Morals - Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:06 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:06 pm #73154

Your heads? How many do you have?

私は日本語の単語を話さない

#73159

By Minnie the Minx - Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:27 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:27 pm #73159

Am I the only non-Cornish person who always knew it was 'true-row'?

#73160

By a_girl_from_mars - Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:28 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:28 pm #73160

No I did too, but I pronounce it more traw-row

Katy

#73163

By MK Chris - Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:31 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:31 pm #73163

I read it as true row. But I didn't know it existed till I came here.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#73164

By Nablo. - Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:32 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:32 pm #73164

Moyles has said it several times when he's done random quizzes.

#73166

By Sam - Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:36 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:36 pm #73166

I'm just thick. I have 5 heads Morals, one for learning stuff(doesn't work so well), one for eating, one for trying to figure out the meaning of life, one for commiting hideous murders and one to erm, what was it, oh yeah, remember stuff.

99% of the people in this world are fools. The rest are in great danger of contagion

#73176

By timb - Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:13 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:13 pm #73176

Minnie the Minx wrote:Am I the only non-Cornish person who always knew it was 'true-row'?

everyone in devon knows how to pronounce it. it's not quite true-row but it's close enough.

#73178

By kendra k - Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:20 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:20 pm #73178

i knew it. and i'm american.

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Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#73181

By Nablo. - Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:33 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 9:33 pm #73181

Why is it hard people don't go round get Reading confused and saying things like the Reading Festival thinking people are going to a big book lovers convention.

#73185

By MK Chris - Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:58 pm

- Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:58 pm #73185

Places in Wales are well hard to pronounce, I really hate getting calls from Wales.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#73300

By Sidders - Tue Apr 29, 2003 3:42 pm

- Tue Apr 29, 2003 3:42 pm #73300

I always thought it was pronounced Trer-row. It's a bit like the surnames Featherstonehall and Saint-John. 20 points if you can pronounce either of them correctly.