[Jonny Hoare]

1. For producing a techno version of the Olsen Brothers' 2000 Eurovision Winner "Fly on The Wing of Love". Truly Horrific

2. For allowing t.A.T.u to cover/murder/ethnically cleanse of tune of the Smiths "How Soon is Now" *

3. For allowing 26 entires into this years Europiegon.....


*(Should tATu win Eurovision, they have said that they will get hitched...aaah beejeezus me hearties, then its mosssscooooooooooow next year dr wally, and our congratulations of the finest kind go to mrs and mrs tATu)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

4. for not letting spurs have a place no matter how deluded there fans are.

bitterness is not confined to blues.

[Jonny Hoare]

we are going into Europe....Thomson are doing us a nice deal in la manga!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah if we book with ya can we get bulk discount?

[Jonny Hoare]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, Spurs are on their way to mid table medriucority... Hoddles gonna sign another pensioner...


Everton have hope. In the form of Rooney.

[Stevo_trash]

6. Thank the frenchman for willing to take Hoares 'infected meat' in there salavia laden chops

[dizzy fluff]

Hoare........ u got infected meat??......

Sounds nasty!!

[Jonny Hoare]

don't worry baby you cna't get it and some cream will clear it up