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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue May 06, 2003 3:13 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:13 pm #74511

Im a fat Celebrity get me out of here...

simple really - fat celebs (Rik Waller, Moyles, Michael Winner) are squashed into various places (revolving doors, under the stairs, under a desk). the public then has to vote for the method to try an get them out - grease, saw, explosives, crane..... also they are put in a public place to br ridiculed an can only be fed by small children throwing things at them.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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By Sidders - Tue May 06, 2003 3:21 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:21 pm #74515

How about:

Little Brother - The same as Big Brother but for dwarves.

Bigger Brother - The same as Big Brother but for heavyweight boxers.

#74516

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue May 06, 2003 3:23 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:23 pm #74516

Biggles's Brother - everyone dresses up in flying hats and attempts to become the most suitable brother for biggles.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#74517

By Sidders - Tue May 06, 2003 3:26 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:26 pm #74517

Or:

Surviver: 10 people are dropped from gradually increasing heights. The last one remaining alive recieves £1000000 and a luxury hospital bed.

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By Scottie - Tue May 06, 2003 3:27 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:27 pm #74518

Biggin's Brother - Everyones dresses up to try and look like a fat poof in panto!

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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue May 06, 2003 3:33 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:33 pm #74519

Celebrity Driving School - a group of celebs have to try an guide a group of whales on a tricky ocean course

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

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By Lew - Tue May 06, 2003 3:34 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:34 pm #74521

how about:

i'm a wannabe celebrity pop idol's brother.....get me on emmerdale in the U.S.A

to help ITV launch emmerdale in america, they need a terrible pop star's sibling who aspires to be an actor to front it, they each audition to a panel of wannabe celebrities (simon cowell, geri halliwell, rik waller) and YOU DECIDE who davina gets to slap round the face.

it has potential

#74523

By Sidders - Tue May 06, 2003 3:37 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 3:37 pm #74523

One for Iraq:
Maim Academy - 10 hopefuls train in a disused torture chamber to be Saddam's new head exicutioner. The contestant who's made the least progress each week gets their limbs maimed live on Iraqi TV.

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By Adam - Tue May 06, 2003 5:51 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 5:51 pm #74554

sidla - did you piss on the fire for the hell of it? that isnt really funny. that has actually happened to people.

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By Uglybob - Tue May 06, 2003 6:05 pm

- Tue May 06, 2003 6:05 pm #74562

Flame Academy - Thats singing for survival with a catch, they sign whilst being doused in oil and set alight.

Rig Brother - 10 contestants are isolated on an oil rig and each evictee gets thrown off the rig with a two armbands and three ton weights to their legs in the interests of fairness

Im A Celibate, Get Me Out Of Here
10 men are trapped inside a whorehouse and whoever resists last is the winner. Warning may go on forever if Cliff Richard is in it.

The Savlon
The day to day runnings of the cream company as people like Michael Barrymore come in to get their daily fix of skin creams applied for bad bruising for a rusty ring perhaps.

dave benson phillips