[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/3025321.stm

does the south have any reason to exist at all now? wheres all the yuppies gone?

[Sam]

If the south didn't exist, you wouldn't be the north.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i could live with that.

[Jonny Hoare]

i tell dizzy , who live in the north in cheshre the richest county, that next time she can buy the beer

[Lawrie]

so Leeds is the fourth richest......they didnt come to the West side of Leeds then

[timb]

if someone from the south moved up north they could buy most of it

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

who like the f*cking queen? you talk some sh*te.. Most large landowners in this country are minor royals FACT. The Royals are from the north FACT.

[timb]

if by the north you mean germany then yes.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Germany is Northern Europe which is also better than Southern Europe.

[Sidders]

If the south didn't exist, you wouldn't be the north.

You're northern yourself, so what's all this 'you' business.

It's hardly surprising though, when the London prices are extorsionate.

[coct]

I'm so posh I'm in number 7.

Bo select it you poor mutha fux

[coct]

But I would like to add, that I am truly ghetto.

[Jonny Hoare]

Does that mean we have to pee in the garden and breed whippets now the north is the new south.

Southhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhern Muuuuuuuunkies....

I ate them Northern fairrrrrrrries.....


Coming soon to redress the balance..... SNATCH (BY CHRIST) with Geoff Boycott and Jim Bowen in the Lead Roles with RAy French as the Guvnor


or What about THE FULL MONTGOMERY where Chiswick's unemployed high city fanciers put there clothes on

[Sam]

If the south didn't exist, you wouldn't be the north.

You're northern yourself, so what's all this 'you' business.

Thats funny, cos I always thought the Midlands was called the Midlands cos it was in the middle . I would say I feel more northern than southern though.

[Jonny Hoare]

No one wants the midlands.
I wonder why?

[Sidders]

Noone wants Cornwall. I wonder why?

[Jonny Hoare]

Cornwall is spirtually northern. We eat crappy version of pies. We have ghettos, we have no industy too

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you know i agree with that i dont class people from cornwall as the same as the rest of the southerners. its like punching a baby.

[Jonny Hoare]

If the North is the new SOuth, does that means the north is soft?>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i never said the north is the new south. its just we now can beat you up and pay the damages.

[Jonny Hoare]

not the 50p you giving me gaspode i want Cold hard cash

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah well the doctor said you looked that ugly already.

[Jonny Hoare]

What about ireland, does bob have enough to pay for a top flight hooker yet?

[Adam]

some nice parts of manchester and bolton. surprised there not on there.

[MK Chris]

If the south didn't exist, you wouldn't be the north.

If The South didn't exist you Midlands lot (who are really glorified Northerners) would be Southern. And we couldn't have that.

My mate at work called me the most cynical person she's ever met the other day. I don't think that's fair really..