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Tip of the day#77314

By Morals - Sat May 17, 2003 6:34 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 6:34 am #77314

Don't buy a retarded dwarf.

It's not big, and it's not clever.

(Sorry).

私は日本語の単語を話さない

#77316

By Adam - Sat May 17, 2003 6:37 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 6:37 am #77316

Some Dwarfs are pretty clever.

#77318

By Morals - Sat May 17, 2003 6:40 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 6:40 am #77318

That's not in question, I simply advised against buying retarded ones.

私は日本語の単語を話さない

#77319

By Adam - Sat May 17, 2003 6:43 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 6:43 am #77319

Well obviously buying a retarted dwarf (god, its bad enough being small) would be strongly advised against. Its a waste of money and useless.

#77320

By Morals - Sat May 17, 2003 6:46 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 6:46 am #77320

See above.

私は日本語の単語を話さない

#77325

By Jonny Hoare - Sat May 17, 2003 7:41 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 7:41 am #77325

do not read ads posts

he big but not clever

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

#77344

By Nablo. - Sat May 17, 2003 10:12 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 10:12 am #77344

Why would you be wanting to buy any kind of Dwarf in the first place? And where exatly do you buy them?

#77350

By Adam - Sat May 17, 2003 11:15 am

- Sat May 17, 2003 11:15 am #77350

Nablo being sensible, as always.

don't read jonny's post - he's funny but got no hair.

#77363

By Sidders - Sat May 17, 2003 2:29 pm

- Sat May 17, 2003 2:29 pm #77363

Surely trading in dwarfs would be classed as slave labour?

#77430

By Chief Erf - Sat May 17, 2003 9:10 pm

- Sat May 17, 2003 9:10 pm #77430

I've seen dwarfs in a religious superstore once, they werent cheap.

The Chief

#77434

By timb - Sat May 17, 2003 9:27 pm

- Sat May 17, 2003 9:27 pm #77434

just because it's retarded doesn't mean it's not clever. it may have asperger's

Educate thyself

#77445

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sat May 17, 2003 10:41 pm

- Sat May 17, 2003 10:41 pm #77445

you can but dwarfs in Poland. i would think retarded is the best kind cheap wages an you can get em to do anything you want......

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#77450

By coct - Sun May 18, 2003 3:44 am

- Sun May 18, 2003 3:44 am #77450

Well really you do want a retarded dwarf because they won't be clever enough to make it in showbiz without you. It could make you rich through exploitation. Lets face it, when dwarves work they work in entertainment.

Last edited by coct on Sun May 18, 2003 4:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.

#77467

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun May 18, 2003 1:14 pm

- Sun May 18, 2003 1:14 pm #77467

how far away are they?

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#77473

By Funky Drummer - Sun May 18, 2003 1:23 pm

- Sun May 18, 2003 1:23 pm #77473

ahah....thats a good joke morals

#77540

By Bridgie - Sun May 18, 2003 6:36 pm

- Sun May 18, 2003 6:36 pm #77540

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:how far away are they?

lol, paddy's a funny *

#77596

By a_girl_from_mars - Mon May 19, 2003 10:26 am

- Mon May 19, 2003 10:26 am #77596

I'm a dwarf, but I'm supposedly clever...but I do have my retarded moments. Sell me!!

Katy

#77609

By Adam - Mon May 19, 2003 12:30 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 12:30 pm #77609

my tip of day is, take a coat out with you today.

#77624

By kendra k - Mon May 19, 2003 3:57 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 3:57 pm #77624

i followed your tip today, but now i'm too hot. it's sunny, bright, and lovely out in the golden state today. FIE ON YOU ADAM!

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

#77629

By dizzy fluff - Mon May 19, 2003 4:29 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 4:29 pm #77629

I should of followed your tip!!....

I got absolutly soaked this afternoon

#77674

By Nablo. - Mon May 19, 2003 6:22 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 6:22 pm #77674

I was indoors and when I was out side I had a coat so I was fine so don't worry.

#77676

By Adam - Mon May 19, 2003 6:25 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 6:25 pm #77676

as long as your alright, nabo - dont want you getting a cold and passing away now do we?

kendra - me tarzan live in uk, you jane live in usa. figure.

#77679

By Nablo. - Mon May 19, 2003 6:27 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 6:27 pm #77679

I constantly have a cold and don't worry I'm not likely to pass away coz of rain thanks for your concern anyway :wink:

#77680

By Adam - Mon May 19, 2003 6:29 pm

- Mon May 19, 2003 6:29 pm #77680

its okay - don't want to come across as not caring.

bloody storm outside. go go save yourselfs.

like to remind you, that i dont have a coat today.. opps