[Morals]

...that Ickle and I are having a great weekend together, and we are now officially a couple.

So, to all those people who doubted us, a big hearty bollocks to you!

[Uglybob]

officially a couple

that means theyve had sex

too much information

[Morals]

Dam you Bob, how did you see through my cunningly encoded message?

[Uglybob]

well only a male would brag about that in that sort of language.

[timb]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Morals]

Just the sort of high-brow response I'd expect from you timb.

[Funky Drummer]

i really dont know what to say.....

congratulations and all...you seem happy, but like bob said.....too much info!!!

[coct]

I still think it's ridiculous. Though perhaps it will work, if you have had to meet your partner on the internet I bet you don't get much opportunity to cheat anyway.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

just to say... why do we need to be kept informed of this?

[Funky Drummer]

well, they are billed as being the "Posh and Becks of moylesworld" and we get updated on their every move by the press, so I guess this is just the same!!!

[Uglybob]

next theyll be on bloody celebdaq

[timb]

i'm sorry i didn't realise this was a gentlemans club. let me reformulate my response:

I have to say deal fellow that I find the images portrayed by this thread quite unagreeable, particularly with reference to my appetite

[Sidders]

This whole thing's far to bizarre for my liking.

[MK Chris]

Just to say, everyone who's interested in gossip - I didn't go in the end (lucky for them two) so I don't know anything...

[Sidders]

Go where?

[MK Chris]

Kent to watch the FA Cup final.

[Sidders]

[Lew]

and the confusion ensues - tune in next week to catch the next hilarious installment of 'The Sidla and Topher show'

[MK Chris]

Nice to see you've grown to big for phpBB smillies and are now using the ones from YaBB...

Anyway, I was going tto go to Morals' local (before him and ickle got it together) and watch the final, but had no money but couldn't.

[MK Chris]

and the confusion ensues - tune in next week to catch the next hilarious installment of 'The Sidla and Topher show'

With special guest Lewis, who will be the butt of the jokes.

[Sidders]

Coming up next week, more hilarious interuptions from Comedy Lewis, an interview with the infamously argumentative timb, plus exclusive fly on the wall coverage from Ickle and Morals' blossoming relationship. See you next time.

[Adam]

sorry, but if i was going about with lozza for example i wouldnt go and tell the board. not that going out with lozza would actually ever happen - cos she does women a favour

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hmpfh i get the feeling if you were going out with lozza adam she'd eat you alive.

[coct]

I hope the eating alive isn't sexual, or cannibalism, merely a way of saying damage him.

[Adam]

she's gotta be mighty hungry to eat me.