[Funky Drummer]

I think Gaspode and Kendra have formed an alliance against me

[Jonny Hoare]

Get an alliance against kendra and gaspode then

[Funky Drummer]

nah, can't be arsed, what's the point? I'll just let them have their little "ooooh...you're dull! ha ha ha"...you never know, they may grow tired of it eventualy

[Adam]

they never will. face it ur not dull

just like being back at the playground. nablo being the grumpy one and not wanting to take part in things, gaspode and kendra being the school bullies, drloz chasing all the girls, stevo_trash and jonny being the comedians of the class etc etc

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yesssssssssssss finally i am a school bully. its revenge for my persecution at school myself.

mr drummer i dont do it to cause offense i genuinely think you are a good addition to the board. just a dull one...

[MK Chris]

I'll be the one that generally talks to everyone, not the bully but not the bullied. General one that everyone tolerates (just about.)

[coct]

i am offended that i am not considered a bully. You all smell of poopoo

[Sidders]

I'll be the quiet shy one with no friends.

[MK Chris]

Ah, but as I talk to everyone I'll be your friend and introduce you to the "clan" who will proceed to rip the piss out of you.

Always glad to be of help, at least then you'll be noticed...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you two seem a closer couple than ickle an morals.

[MK Chris]

Hmm, I think not. I like my women too much as I pointed out to Lozza in the chat room earlier.

[munch]

I hate dixons and stuff like that, partly cos most of the stuff there is rubbish and expensive, and you cant buy ANYTHING (well, maybe a pack of bateries) without them going on for hours about insurance, accesories, waranties and dont listen when you tell them you dont want anything else

I heard of somthing though if anybody wants to try, ask the assistant if the product is reliable and will last more than about 3 years. They will probably reasuure you that of course it will. You can remind them of this when they try to sell you the extended waranty. Then watch them back track and talk s**t!!

[kendra k]

whoa! i know this is a bit late, but i'm finally a bully? with gaspode? what about lozza? that would be a rad club.

seriously though, funky, i'm sorry. it just seems that your posts are ample fodder for snide remarks. and sometimes, you are a bit dull. if it bothers you, and you feel the need to comment. i'll stop off.

[coct]

Kendra is going to be the nice one it seems. Or maybe the crafty one, after she has apoligised on our behalfs we will hand her our guns and knives and she will go on a killing spree, egged on by us.

[kendra k]

lozza, you're quick.

mw, you could all learn a thing or two from her.

[Jonny Hoare]

lozza is a legend. mw is a rubbish place without her robinson esque put downs

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yet you too are a legend (in the same way the sheriff of nottingham is) an the board would be much better without you.

Me, lozza an kendra threesome... why do i get flashbacks to the start of Macbeth?

[coct]

Hoare sort yourself out or you may well be victimised yourself. At the least it will encourage the return of the tw@ you, rather than this sorry presence you have become

[Jonny Hoare]

i shall once number one return to former self. at this precise moment ica nnot be arsed

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

which former self are you returning to?

[coct]

yeah gaspode, lets start. Hoare, your bitch is a dawg...nah that bullying her. But she deserves it because she is so lovely.

lets *

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ok lets start.... i saw bruce willis on the telly tonight an looking at you you arent just retarded but disfigured.

[coct]

i didnt write lovely...i'm sure. I meant something like ugly cúnt

[kendra k]

start what? letting people know how lame they are?

[Lawrie]

lozza- shut up
Hoare- shut up
gaspode-shut up


fair enough me thinks!