[Morals]

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

I stumbled across this web site that shows what people on death row in Texas requested for their last meal (execution 253 - interesting choice).

Anyway, got me thinking,what would you choose for your last meal?

Personally I'd ask for:

Two litres of straberry Frijj, fresh strawberries, chilli, rice, hot choclate fudge cake with hot fudge suace and ice cream, a coke, a tub of Phish Food Ben and Jerry's, and a wham bar.

Oh, and I'm not sure why, but the disclaimer that "The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served" made me chuckle for some reason.

[Jonny Hoare]

i think i've had my final meal- that beef jalfrezi has gone straight thru

i think i might have just shat me guts

[timb]

that's not a bad idea. could they execute someone who has the squits?

[Morals]

I would have thought so, although I can see it getting very messy....

[Gigglyboots]

If I knew fine well I was going to die, I would just go out with a bottle of vodka and intoxicate myself so I knew very little about it. But that's not allowed.

[Chief Erf]

I would have, As much vimto as i could handle, vimto toast, sveral vimto bars. A specail thali with salted lassi. Some skips, a chocolate penis, sveral purris and chapatti. A smoothie from the rainforest cafe (london). Some jelly babies. potato happy faces. some chicken breast. Salad with the thousand island dressing. all the drugs in the world(might as well overdose). An ocelot. Chicken Chow mein, lemon chicken, lots of egg fried rice, chicken and sweetcorn soup. a nice roast from the local pub, several bottles vodka, absinthe, tequila, a boost bar, donuts, a milkybar, more vimto, a banana, a mango, a pinapple, several pints of fruit juice, a nice egg, chips, muchy pea's, dried pinaapple stuff(oxfam). some jam, several marshmellows, an alka seltza, 2 bottles of calpol (the babies one), a tube of that sweet stuff that tastes funny, hitlers brain, some mint sauce, vimto, a vimto ice cream, vimto lollies, a vimto baguette, some sausages from a barbecue with tomatoe ketchup and accidently two much mustard and onions that i didnt ask for. a totilla, some toast that you get at cafes that tastes so good but that you can never make at home, ditto for marmite on toast, a buffet breakfest thing, some more egg fried rice, a dominoes pizza (hawian), jam, a boost, a bounty, wine gums, a triple decker sandwich (jam, penut butter, chocolate spread, ben and jerrys ice cream, lemon sorbet, lots of jelly, some of the reduced end-of-the-day cakes from asda, and a wedding cake.

hell i wanna be on death row.

[Chief Erf]

Awww, prisoner 209 is such a sweety, who cares about the two robberys and the sexually assualted murdered women.

Offender 160 will get indigestion.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

I stumbled across this web site

oh aye you sick pervert looking for death row penpals no doubt? "dear mr vicious killer my name is morals (i enclose photograph of my ass) and i would like to be your bitch. my girlfriend says she dont mind an will join in if you'd like."

anyway..... my last meal? bread an wine all the way.

[dizzy fluff]

Think i will go with gigglyboots on this one.........

alcohol based liquid lunch

[coct]

it has to be some friggin coke.

[Morals]

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

I stumbled across this web site

oh aye you sick pervert looking for death row penpals no doubt? "dear mr vicious killer my name is morals (i enclose photograph of my ass) and i would like to be your bitch. my girlfriend says she dont mind an will join in if you'd like."

anyway..... my last meal? bread an wine all the way.

I stumbled across it whilst I was reading the * up ramblings of drew.

Oh, and acording to the web site, no alcohol or cigarettes allowed, it's against their policy.

[MK Chris]

Yeah, 'cos people on Death Row are really bothered about their policies. Probably couldn't get anything obvious in, but sneak some Smirnoff in the Coke or something, lovely job.

Hey, if it can be done at QPR I'm sure it can be done in the States...

[Gigglyboots]

Well since the alcohol idea isn't allowed and I'm sure I couldn't get some sneaked in, I would have a crate of Diet Coke, cold in glass bottles. A battenburg cake, peking duck and pancakes and a 5 litre tub of luxury Cartdor, in Mint Chop Chip and Caramel.

[coct]

but it doesnt say no narcotics full stop?

Coke all the way, a ciggie would be nice though

[MK Chris]

Well since the alcohol idea isn't allowed and I'm sure I couldn't get some sneaked in

No harm in trying, what are they going to do, kill you more brutally than they would have done? In three hours time you really won't care anyway.

[Bridgie]

i really dont think i'd feel like eating if i knew i was going to be killed soon, i'd probably feel sick

[MK Chris]

Just hope you don't get someone like Percy from The Green Mile.

[Lew]

dont worry about having a ciggie. after 5 mins on the chair you'd be smoking your way to hell.

[Sidders]

Who says you'd go to hell?

I don't think I'd be able to do too much eating either.

[Gigglyboots]

Oh come on, no pain...Is it not three injections, and the first one puts you to sleep, the second paralyzes you and the third does the nasty bits? I am probably entirely wrong, but I saw a film about some guy and he had got half way through the second one before they proved his innocence. Cue a race against time to save this innocent dude.

I'd think if someone was going to kill me for a good reason, I deserved hell, unless wrongly accused.

[timb]

I think the person gets to chose their own execution method. I'd like firing squad.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ohhh i'd like to be grated to death with a blunt cheese grater starting on my feet an working up.

[Jonny Hoare]

and keep the parmasan cellars full for years to come

[Morals]

I think the person gets to chose their own execution method. I'd like firing squad.

It's up to the state executioner - normally the state has a set method, seeing as an exection machine costs thousands of dollars....

[coct]

Way to ruin a nice topic Morals, can you not recognize that ways to die is a good thing to read?