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By Morals
#82775
Right, for some reason I got thinking about greek mythology today on my walk home from work. How stupid are those stories? How stupid did the people who made them up think we are?

Let's take an example - the story about Icarus. For those of you who don't know (you uneducated cretins) Icarus was the bloke who made himself wings (really) and flew too close to the sun, so his wings melted and he fell to his death.

So, he made himself some wings did he? Out of feathers and glue? Just how big were these wings exactly? They'd have had to be pretty * huge to get a fully grown man off the ground. Bear in mind he strapped these wings to his arms, they'd have been pretty heavy, so how did he lift them (and let's not forget that the extra weight has to be lifted into the air also).

Secondly, he flew close enough to the sun that his glue melted. HOW * FAR DID HE FLY????? Let's not forget the sun is 93,000,000 miles away. He must have flown a fair old way to get close enough for his glue to melt - let's face it, if the sun was strong enough to melt his glue a few thousand miles away from Earth, it would have been able to melt the glue when he was on Earth, so he'd never have got off the ground!

Even if we assume a conservative estimate and say he was 10,000 miles away before the sun started to melt the glue, how long must that have taken? A good few hours by my reckoning. Hardly likely given the fact he's carrying his weight plus the weight of his massive feather and glue wings.

In conclusion, stupid stupid story.

I need to get out more.
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By MK Chris
#82778
Hate to piss on your bonfire Morals, but isn't that why it's called a myth?

On a different, but related subject - how the f*ck did no one know Batman was Bruce Wayne? He would have had to hire out brickies, plumbers, sparkies, everything to set that cave up...
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By kendra k
#82781
no, i think he did it himself. he's crafty.
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By Nablo.
#82782
It was Daedalus who invented and made the wings. Icarus was his son.
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By kendra k
#82784
and icarus was the one who flew too high.
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By Morals
#82785
My points are still valid - ok, Icarus didn't actually mke the wings himself, his dipshit father did, but that's by the by
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By kendra k
#82786
morals, the point is you're missing the point! as topher already pointed out.
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By Nablo.
#82787
I'm not sure how common it is in Greece but Bulsa wood would of sorted out the problem of the weight.
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By Morals
#82793
Ah, but would balsa wood have been strong enough to hold all the feathers?

Kendra - the whole post was meant to be tongue in cheek, it's not really meant to be taken seriously.
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By Nablo.
#82794
If you built the frame work in the right way it would of been no problem.
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By Morals
#82795
I'm still concerned with the whole distance thing though - you've seen the bird man contests where people make wings and run off a pier into a lake....
By Dopey
#82796
yeah and don't fly, they just fall in. Perfect for You been framed and programs like that.
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By Morals
#82797
Exactly, if they can manage no more than a few feet Icarus was a * top man to get as far as he did.....
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By gregs
#82806
having just sat my classics gcse (Odyssey, Aeneid, The Pot of Gold and The Swaggering Soldier) - i agree totally
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#82825
next week: morals debunks the bible... loaves an fishes my arse. i like that story of icarus though it has many good conclusions:

1. dont try an be clever
2. get on a plane you fool
3. the sun is devils work
4. icarus's dad really hated him
5. the greeks are all fools especially phil.
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By kendra k
#82829
i'm teething. how's that for clever?
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By coct
#82840
the point morals is in your name. Not only are they myths but the stories have morals or attempt to explain to an old society how things came about.

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By Spoon
#82884
Morals wrote:I need to get out more.


I think you should only be let out once you've built yourself some wings.
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By Morals
#82961
I'm currently construcing some out of balsa wood and pigeon feathers. I've been feeding pigeons sleeping pills hidden in bread so they're easy to catch, but I've still got some way to go yet....
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By kendra k
#82966
don't forget the wax and crystal meth.
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By MK Chris
#82994
Morals wrote:I'm currently construcing some out of balsa wood and pigeon feathers. I've been feeding pigeons sleeping pills hidden in bread so they're easy to catch, but I've still got some way to go yet....

Ask me about inbred. I live in a village dont ya know (sorry.)
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By Sidders
#82997
They obvously didn't realise how far away the sun actually is in those days.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#83020
pigeons are evil. we have to have nets over our windows to stop them getting us.
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By coct
#83023
i love crystal meth

Good to know, thanks!