The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Adam
#84292
My mum asked me to teach her about how to use the internet but I have no idea about how to get her started...

Can anybody help?

If u are going to tell me 'how did u start', well i have to say no one taught me and my skills built up as time passed
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By Sidders
#84293
Nobody ever taught me anything, I'm one of those people who work thing out for themselves. It's really not very difficult.
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By Jonny Hoare
#84296
Nah, if its anything like my mother buy her one of those things, but make it very very simple
By timb
#84308
my biggest problem is getting people to stop double clicking on the internet.
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By Gigglyboots
#84309
My Mum does that, it's this compulsive sort of thing.

I know that, people ask and I just know it through bumbling about. Get her an e mail address, teach her how to use it, to send and receive e-mails..if she likes communications, show her msn mess. I taught my mum how to use ebay, but it isn't exactly challenging.
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By MK Chris
#84314
Gigglyboots wrote:My Mum does that, it's this compulsive sort of thing.

I have this thing, not double clicking on links, just highlighting and clicking on text that I read. Perhaps it's the cyber equivalent of tearing the label off a bottle of beer...
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By Gigglyboots
#84316
I sat and ripped off the labels off bottles of smirnoff ice and got told I was sexually frustrated..would this be right? I always rip labels off everything.
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By MK Chris
#84318
That is exactly right - in fact that is what I was referring to, funnily enough. Although my new housemate (Gemma) is always tearing beer mats to bits. Actually that would be a plus, but I have a £50 bet with a mate that I won't shag her.
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By Gigglyboots
#84320
Gemma..what a great name.

Won't shag her forever? She must be very good looking if someone bet against you.
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By MK Chris
#84321
1. That mate hasn't seen her
2. Not forever, just while we're living together
3. Not like I'm gonna tell the truth if it does happen
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By Gigglyboots
#84322
I was about to say, there's no evidence unless he joins you.
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By Ickle Angel
#84330
Gigglyboots wrote:I sat and ripped off the labels off bottles of smirnoff ice and got told I was sexually frustrated..would this be right? I always rip labels off everything.


Lol i always used to do that and my ex used to get really annoyed cos he used to say it was a sign of being sexually frustrated :lol:
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By dizzy fluff
#84333
Isn't it supposed to be harder to learn things the older you get?
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By Uglybob
#84335
i remember 1998, that was my first time surfing the net, it was just logging in chatrooms as part of the youth club and it was funny chatting to people at the time. at my work theres old people who havent a clue how to work a computer and the net and they have like 15 windows open (no exaggeration btw) because they are so impatient that the thing doesnt come up automatically there and then for them.
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By Morals
#84353
I have a book you rmum can have - It's all about learning to use the internet. It's worth £18 - she can have it for a tenner. Seriously.
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By Sidders
#84364
Uglybob wrote:they have like 15 windows open (no exaggeration btw) because they are so impatient that the thing doesnt come up automatically there and then for them.

That happens to me sometimes.
By Spoon
#84385
Even with broadband I still open a bunch of windows 'cause I'm impatient. I found a browser called Cubis (or something like that) that simulates having 6 windows open, shaped like a cube and you're inside the cube. If you zoom out you can view 5 windows at a time.
Trouble was I got dizzy as it rotated :D
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By ~JACQUI~
#84390
OMG!!! i would have been sick as though i had eaten a Puking Pastil
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By Lawrie
#84444
Ad wrote:My mum asked me to teach her about how to use the internet but I have no idea about how to get her started...

Can anybody help?

If u are going to tell me 'how did u start', well i have to say no one taught me and my skills built up as time passed


Ad for gods sake dont take her to those websites where you pay £3.99 a peek that you use! :lol:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#84499
just show her friendreunited an she will be fascinated for ages (without actually finding any of her mates).
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By coct
#84715
bo kendra i have just joined up dat shiznit innit. lets meet

Good to know, thanks!