[Mafro]

Make a poem beginning with the line: "It's the new show with me, Zane Lowe". I can't be arsed thinking of one right now so I'll leave it up to you.

[Sidders]

Gaspode's good at poems.

[Adam]

Get Alex Zane and Christian O' to radio one and ship Mark & Lard not forgetting Jo Whiley to Xfm. sorted. Not a Poem, just a plan.

[Sidders]

Mark and Lard can stay, it's Cox & Whiley who need to go.

[David]

Keep Mark and Lard at radio one otherwise I would have to listen to them on the net or on sky and i cant be arsed with that....

[Adam]

yeah - its far to much effort...

[Jonny Hoare]

nah i think that o connel would last 2 seconds on radio one

time for whiley and peel to move on
and mark and lard to replace peel and nemone to replace whiley

mills gets mark and lard slot

Then....colin and edith to get breakfast, with emma b and dermot o leary getting weekends on radio 1

[Adam]

what - like he lasted two seconds on five. bit like most djs. that evans is losing his mind, not just his money

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Make a poem beginning with the line: "It's the new show with me, Zane Lowe". I can't be arsed thinking of one right now so I'll leave it up to you.

its the new show with me zane lowe,
like willy hague i grapple with seb coe,
but when im on the radio all you can think,
bloody hell this is so sh*te i need a f*cking drink.

[Jonny Hoare]

he's losing the creative juices, he just isn't funny anymore

[Sidders]

Who, Gaspode or Zane?

[Adam]

Who, Gaspode or Zane?

gaspode..

zane is high at the moment. he's alright on mtv.

[Jonny Hoare]

nah chris evans.. i hope he goes bankrupt then he will concentrate on what he's good at and not crap programmes with names like Terry and Gaby

[collin murray my arse]

Make a poem beginning with the line: "It's the new show with me, Zane Lowe". I can't be arsed thinking of one right now so I'll leave it up to you.

Its a brand new show with me zane lowe
forget about that lard and coxy whos a ho*.
C'ya collin now im on at eight
saterday mornings is now your fate.
I was only one to see shady and co.
cos ive got a brand new show
its me zane lowe.

Wot do you think?

*sorry coxy,luv ya really

[Mr Dion]

its a new show with me zane lowe
if you listen you will find that its bo....selecta
if your grammar's wrong im gonna correct ya
i speak like my skin is a little darker
and i write all my nhotes with a parker...pen
thats all i got so this is the end.