[Adam]

I went to see Bruce Almightly yesterday evening and it was one of the best films Ive seen in a while. Very funny.

So it asks the question - If you became God for day or week, what would you do?

[coct]

Buy Jim Carrey and Alan Rickman and make them carry me round on a throne where i could ingest air from a higher place.

[magenta]

I saw that last Saturday (21st), thought it was dead good but we missed the first 10 mins coz some silly cinema worker told us there were 15 mins of trailers on it!

I think Bruce had the right idea about being God, I'd get myself a nice new convertible for a start.

[Adam]

For the convertible - you'd need sun. Fat chance with the current weather we've got.

Rain to Sun. I'd simply get rid of the clouds.

[coct]

Nice Ad, and frig up the environment? Use your comment sense and stop using CFC gases.

[Adam]

No - i wouldnt get rid of the clouds completely.

[Spoon]

If you became God for day or week, what would you do?

If I became God??? I AM GOD!!!

I just choose to spend my day in this crappy job as penance for making the French

[Lew]

i'd eliminate children

people would be born as 18 year olds, with enough worldly knowledge to see them through life. if you didnt already know, i f*cking hate kids more than anything else in the world.

oh, and i would also try to make childbirth a bit easier considering the new circumstances, if i can be arsed.

[StaticFish]

I would get rid of Lewis. Or at least hire a private detective to find out where he lives

[coct]

surely you do not need to be god to hire a private detective?

werd

[Adam]

conrwall is a pretty big place. first stop would be the college he goes to.

[Sidders]

Hasn't this feature already been done by a certain disc-jockey known as Simon Mayo?

[Stephen.]

And if it has..?

Did we all ring in? No! Therefore it will get different responses!

Sorry to moan, but just wanted to point that out!

[Nablo.]

You call one line a rant?

[Stephen.]

Suit you then...

[kendra k]

i would smite you ALL!!!

[Morals]

I'd make ice cold Coke come out of taps. and Carling Extra cold. And I'd get rid of hangovers and puking. I'd change everybody's order at the last supper to phal's with no water...

[Ickle Angel]

I'd make ice cold Coke come out of taps. and Carling Extra cold. And I'd get rid of hangovers and puking. I'd change everybody's order at the last supper to phal's with no water...

eeeeewwwwww

[Gigglyboots]

I wouldn't say eww to ice cold coke coming out of taps. If I was God, I would hand over the power to a friend, I am wreckless.

[Morals]

Give it to lewis, he won't go power crazy....

[Ickle Angel]

I would love the coke and the carling but not the other thing

[Morals]

But you weren't at the last supper hon so you'll be ok!

[Ickle Angel]

true

[MK Chris]

I'd make ice cold Coke come out of taps. and Carling Extra cold. And I'd get rid of hangovers and puking. I'd change everybody's order at the last supper to phal's with no water...

Go one better - Coke comes with vodka mixed already, you have three taps, one for ice cold straight vodka, one for Red Stripe and one for Carling Extra Cold.

All houses are no more than £10,000 (South African prices) come with a buit in bar complete with neon lights and gorgeous bar maid (who generates her own wages) as standard.

Oh yeah, make me irresistable to my free gorgeous bar maid and all other fit women and Brad Pitt irresistable to ugly birds.

[Gigglyboots]

And add a little side bit for the non drinkers, I just want plain diet ice cold coke ok?