[Sidders]

No you don't as I've done it and I have no phone line in the box.

I'm telling you, it's impossible.

[Nablo.]

lol Then I'm telling you I've voted on the Evictions on E4 with no phone line in and ordered things off Box Office before all with no problem. You say it's impossible but I'm telling you what I've done belive it or not but it's true.

[Sidders]

I'm sure timb will have an answer.

[Jonny Hoare]

hmmm i'm going for a job at livingston soon...so maybe i can ask when i'm there

[Dopey]

I always thought it wasn't possible but I got it WITHOUT a phone line.
It could also be the fact that I subsribe to all the channels, and we actualy pay £80 a month because of a mess up with the phone line

[Uglybob]

theres a free hour on tantalise i happened to see whilst going up the channels, its their version of qvc trying to sell vibrators, very funny.

[magenta]

If you wanna watch a movie you have to put your PIN number in don't you? You must be subscribed to the movie channels maybe...

[MK Chris]

When I was younger I used to go on the PPV porn channels hoping my Dad wouldn't believe them on the bill and go mad at them, but one night I fell asleep on the sofa with it on and he came down to the toilet. He found it funny till he saw the bill, I got a right bollocking on the phone at work.

[kendra k]

i had a dream last night that i was watching "free" pay per view, and then freaked out because i thought i was being charged. it must have only been for a few minutes. i think the board is ruining my life.

[Morals]

When I was younger I used to go on the PPV porn channels hoping my Dad wouldn't believe them on the bill and go mad at them, but one night I fell asleep on the sofa with it on and he came down to the toilet. He found it funny till he saw the bill, I got a right bollocking on the phone at work.

You fell asleep watching porn????????

[kendra k]

porn is dull.

[Uglybob]

not when theyre pretend lesbians

[Morals]

Men are from mars, women are from venus, lesbians are from lesbos

[ritch]

lol@morals

surely it is not possible to be billed through ur dish???? it is a reciever is it not?? i dunno,,,, best way is one of those analog pace systems, got mine for 30 quid, no monthly charge or anything, u used to get channel 5, eurosport and german MTV MTV2 (exactly the same music as UK) and loads of dodgey german films and german porn u havent lived until uve watched buffy the vampire slayer with buffy sporting a nice beefy german accent!!!!

[kendra k]

i have seen that... and it wasn't that great.

morals- king of cliches...

[ritch]

s a r c a s m

[MK Chris]

When I was younger I used to go on the PPV porn channels hoping my Dad wouldn't believe them on the bill and go mad at them, but one night I fell asleep on the sofa with it on and he came down to the toilet. He found it funny till he saw the bill, I got a right bollocking on the phone at work.

You fell asleep watching porn????????

I was tired. The porn was crap.

[ritch]

fair enough, some porn gets borin after a while....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah in the rest periods.

[MK Chris]

I was packing yesterday (yeah I left it till the last minute - literally after contracts had been signed - to pack) and my mums boyfriend was looking for my stash. Luckily I threw them all out except one mag from years ago.

[Adam]

oh please - did you really need to tell us that?

[Jonny Hoare]

moment silence for the passing for the fallen jazz....

[Adam]

fallen jizz more like...

[MK Chris]

See ya have a go at me, then you make it graphic.

[Sidders]

Yeah, trust Adam to lower the tone.