[MK Chris]

Don't try and claim to be a non-drinker Miss Boots, it ain't gonna happen.

[Gigglyboots]

I'm not a tea totaller, I just think I'd get a tad ill living on vodka and diet coke alllllll day.

[MK Chris]

Have some Red Stripe then

[Gigglyboots]

Are you paid to advertise that stuff?

[kendra k]

you're all sad and sick.

loz should be our god... that would rock!

[MK Chris]

Wish I was...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

if i was god i would abolish the need for work so then we could really live (or just watch the telly an post on here... whatever)

[Adam]

that bar maid - how would she generate her income? is she giving them a hand with something

[Lew]

I wouldn't say eww to ice cold coke coming out of taps. If I was God, I would hand over the power to a friend, I am wreckless.

what if the REAL god had done that?

''Beelezebub...can i trust you with this for a while?''

and so....birmingham was born

[Spoon]

what if the REAL god had done that?

''Beelezebub...can i trust you with this for a while?''

and so....birmingham was born

Well they claim it's all to God's Ggrand Plan, but I ask you, how many things EVER go to plan. Eveen the A-Team f**ked up now and again.

[Morals]

I'm not a tea totaller, I just think I'd get a tad ill living on vodka and diet coke alllllll day.

Oh, and I'd abolish diet Coke. In fact, all diet drinks would go. There's no need for them!

[kendra k]

people actually like the taste of them. are you trying to get loz to seriously go for it?

[coct]

I have managed to avoid a thread about shite sugary coke coming out of taps and vodka and stuff.

Abolish diet coke and i think you would abolish your life, if god decided to do that then god could go and spend the rest of his time taking his head out of his arse.

Plus i haven't yet mentioned the excitement of coke coming out of taps though i'm not sure it would work. Everytime i've read it its made me feel all funny and excited inside.

Alcohol can screw itself, imagine a world full of drunks? God would kill himself infact and he's immortal.

I can't be bothered kendra but i love you

[Morals]

I just don't get diet drinks - oooh, I've had a can of drink, I'm sooooo fat now....

[Ickle Angel]

I just don't get diet drinks - oooh, I've had a can of drink, I'm sooooo fat now....

I had a mate at college and we used to go to Mcdonalds for lunch. When she was on a diet she used to have Diet Coke and say Ive been good today. Hellloooooo? The big Mac and large fries you had with it?

[coct]

its not for dieting purposes, its about tha taste.

diet coke is the drink of the gods.

[Morals]

We'll have to agree to disagree on that one I think - diet coke tastes sickly...

[Gigglyboots]

I don't drink it because it's diet..I'm not fat. The normal stuff sticks to your teeth like syrup, whereas diet coke is lighter and tastier.

[Sam]

I agree, I much prefer diet coke to normal coke. Normal cokes too sweet.

[coct]

its sexier too. i might even think it is better than coke

[kendra k]

coke is minging. so is diet coke.

the answer is dr. pepper.

thank god morals isn't god.

[coct]

i was talking about coke, not coke or diet coke

[kendra k]

ohh. coke is clean. not too smooth though.

[coct]

unless you were seduced with it then it would be smooove