[Bridgie]

http://www.bigfib.com/issue4/index-en.html

its a spoof newspaper.

i found this very funny. the stories on the front about bush and the US are quite entertaining.

[Bridgie]

sorry but:

Lifestyle not genes says new diet book
A new revolutionary diet is sweeping Europe as people desperately try to lose weight for the summer holidays.
The diet exposed for the first time in Doctor Blabber's book "Eat Less Lose Weight" is a completely new approach to weight loss and has so far sold over a million copies

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

isnt that like the onion? also that story isnt funny at all even i could do better.

Weapons of Mass Destruction "in Saddams 'Tache"

Tony Blair today revealed that while sat on the toilet he had a "eureka style" moment and realised where all Iraqs WMDs are. Mr Blair, who refused to comment on allegations he was w*nking over pictures of Tessa Jowell at the time, revealed to GNN "it was so obvious where they had hidden them that nobody had even thought to look there....." he continued "the seeds where sown in my head when i saw Cheries razor by the sink"

Mr Blair also gave an insight into his toilet habits declaring "it was such a moment i almost had my monthly sh*t allowance all in one go". The PM also refused to comment on yesterdays GNN exclusive that by UN definition Lisa Riley can be classified as a WMD.

[Sheep]

do u have anything else 2 do?

[Morals]

http://www/theonion.com

As mentioned above. Go read the archives. There's a great story about Microsoft patenting 0's and 1's

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

do u have anything else 2 do?

its this or weeding the garden. although i do have about 6 copies of public finance to read.....

[Sheep]

why bother weeding the garden? they just come back again
u cud use that stuff on the advert that "kills the roots"

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i decided to tidy up my room do some work an hoover. weeding tomorrow night i think...

[Ickle Angel]

why bother weeding the garden? they just come back again
u cud use that stuff on the advert that "kills the roots"

You bother weeding the garden so that it doesnt look a mess. Yeah they grow back i know but they dont look as messy.

I am alan titchmarsh

[MK Chris]

Um Morals, did you know about that?

[Ickle Angel]

Um Morals, did you know about that?

Yeah he loves a bit of Alan (he will kill me now)

[Morals]

I knew there was something odd going on....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i did my weeding it looks no better. hedge cutting tomorrow...

[Minnie the Minx]

Dear Diary,
i did my weeding it looks no better. hedge cutting tomorrow...

[Morals]

Dear Diary,
i did my weeding it looks no better. hedge cutting tomorrow...

Wednesday 5th

Dear Diary,

Hid.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my diary is much more interesting than that dont ya know. anne frank was a loser she was up there in that attic she should have had a rifle instead of writing that crappy diary.