[Uglybob]

I might as well paste what he says and see if we can join in the fun.

On a googlewhack adventure.

It started when I received an e-mail from a stranger telling me that I was a googlewhack. I didn't know what a googlewhack was. Now I do.

A googlewhack is what happens when two words are entered in to Google and it comes back with one and only one hit. So when the stranger told me that I was a googlewhack, what he really meant was that I was responsible for one. There are two words that, when entered in to Google will result in only one page and it's a page from somewhere within this very website.
(I won't tell you what the words are because if I write them in this page, well, pretty soon it won't be a googlewhack anymore.)

At the time, googlewhacking seemed to be a pleasant enough distraction. Just something to do while sitting at my computer thinking about how to start writing my novel. I had no idea it was about to take over my life. I tried to resist it but things happened. Lots of things.

lets go gogglewhacking

[Morals]

Thsi has been around for ages - I spent many a bored hour at work "whacking off" trying to find true googlewhacks.

I should add to the rules above that the two wrods have to be valid words found on dictionary.com or the googlewhack doesn't count.

[Uglybob]

yeah

hypocritcal extinguisher gets 365 pages, dammit

[Morals]

celeocanth molecule

There you go.

Ooops, should have checked that one - celeocanth isn't on dictionary.com...

[Mcqueen_]

quinquagenarian seine

[Morals]

Good work mcqueen

[Uglybob]

i bet he probably nicked it from gogglewhack.com

[Mcqueen_]

I bet he didn't. Theres a dictionary on the shelf in front of me so i just picked two random words and tried it.

tis on the Whack Stack now though, see.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you know this sounds like something that i would have to be so bored i hate eaten all my ear wax and bogeys before i tried.

[Morals]

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog Interesting

Your search - gaspode_the_wonder_dog interesting - did not match any documents.

[Bridgie]

just 2 words seems difficult to find a new one and that means effort

instead i randomly typed in an extra word until i got the count lower and lower.

i found that "johos smith car bit fat" only returned 1

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog Interesting

Your search - gaspode_the_wonder_dog interesting - did not match any documents.

ok did you look up how to count while you were there?

[Morals]

I'm deeming Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog one word....

I was only kidding Gaspode, don't be so tense.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes you deem that. im always tense in case some government spy tries to kill me as i have been told my sh*ts are weapons of mass destruction.

bad taste at the moment d'ya think? (not my sh*t)

[Morals]

You're right to be paranoid. Very wise....