[Uglybob]

not the Whigfield song but Saturday night television. If ever there was an incentive to go out or rent a video then the telly schedulers are spot on. The highlight of last Saturday night was Fame Academy, and I dispise that show. I find myself shaking my head vigorously at the stupidity of the contestants of the Vault. Plus have you seen how often they manage to put in questions about other ITV programmes? ITV pulled the Brian Conley quiz show after only one week, i cant even remember what it was called, it was like a time warp back to the 1970's. I thought to myself it couldnt get any worse... well thats when i turned off the telly and tutted.
I tried to think of what schedule could be worse on a Saturday night on BBC1 and ITV and i feel i nearly have it

BBC1
6-6:30 - Big Break
6:30-7 - Keeping Up Appearance repeat
7-7:45 - Casualty
7:45-8:15 The Lottery hosted by Ian Wright
8:15-9:15 - Rockface
9:15-9:30 - News
9:30-11pm - Film Batman and Robin
11pm-11:45 - Parkinson - interviews Trevor Brooking, Judi Dench and Penelope Keith
11:45-12:15 - Stand Up Show presented by Richard Blackwood
12:15-2am - Fame Academy Extra

ITV
6-6:30 - Youve Been Framed
6:30-7:30 - Blind Date
7:30-8:15 - Brian Conley show
8:15-8:30 news
8:30-9:30 - Horseriding from Hell 2003
9:30-10:30 - It shouldnt happen to a Reality TV Star
10:30-11:30 - Nash Bridges
11:30-12 - Babes in the Wood repeat.

[David]

a stand up show with Richard Blackwood (oh dear) and a programme called Horseriding from Hell 2003.

Hmmm... go get drunk I think.

[timb]

personally I find nash bridges quite addictive in a very poor way. Also saturday night means CSI and Law and Order on five so it aint all bad, like a thursday night or something, where the highlight of the evening is question time.

[MK Chris]

Telly ain't just bad on a Saturday night, it's every night near anough. I don't watch much of it at all now.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

babes in the wood is repeated? late night w*nkfest

[Uglybob]

no i made them up, i made up the schedules to try and make them even worse, unfortunately most ppl thought they were real.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

damn did they make a babes in the wood dvd?

[Uglybob]

i dont think so, they made an 'oribble dvd so anythings possible