[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

and for females it has to be nude

i hope thats selected females bob. i wouldnt put my pic on the internet the police might see it.

[kendra k]

oh come on gaspode! there's a market for everything on the net. just black out the face.

i hate seeing myself nude as it is, so i won't subjugate you all to it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah but the market for fat northerners is kinda saturated...

[Everlast]

Topher, there is a new (Massive) music shop opening oppsoite the orange shop near McDonalds in Xscape. It is a musical instrument shop, not a record shop if that's what you thought. They're just doing it up this week, it looks really good.

And Everlast, no, I wouldn't recognise you as i haven't got a clue what you look lik. Topher has his pic in the gallery, you don't if I remember likely. You always said you would but never did...scared I think

i'm scared that the women of Moyleswold would see my picture and keep on sending me marriage proposals

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah true they do seem a desperate lot.

[Lew]

picture, haha, no.....how about a brief description:

funky, spunky, monkey

[Sidders]

i'm scared that the women of Moyleswold would see my picture and keep on sending me marriage proposals

You needn't worry. It hasn't happened to me...

[Everlast]

yeah true they do seem a desperate lot.

Obviously not desperate enough, wheres you marriage poposals Gaspode huh?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont have my picture up.

[Everlast]

i got my picture sent to Fugly.com and it turns out to be a really popular page, obvously because of my stunning Andrew Lloyd Webber looks

[kendra k]

'lasto- where should i post my proposal request to?

and sidla. you're competing bob too much. shave your head and back.

[Adam]

fugly.com - what does the f stand for??

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

fantastically?

[Lew]

Lewis' untechnical explanation:

well they're obviously being very clever and exploiting the fu- on a popular sweary word and putting -gly on the end akin to 'ugly', hence the culmination of the web address

[Adam]

so - who registered your name then lewis? taking the piss out of Baby_S?

okay so its **n - ugly then?

[Sidders]

'lasto- where should i post my proposal request to?

and sidla. you're competing bob too much. shave your head and back.

I don't have a hairy back, but I try to keep my hair short.

[Adam]

Yeah - we have Colin and Edith for Breakfast for next two weeks and after Whiley its Scott Mills covering Mark and Lard's show, then Chris Moyles from 3pm!

All that stands in the way of Radio One is Cox and Mark & Lard. Get rid of them and radio 1 would be good for ever. Oh and Whiley could get her P45 as well actually

With Sara Cox and Mark & Lard away for the next two weeks - looks like radio is gonna be okay!

[Nablo.]

There's nothing wrong with mark and Lard there consistently more funny than Moyles.

[MK Chris]

Damn right, I love Mark and Lard.

[kendra k]

they seem to only have a set sense of humour. it's good every once in a while, but not day in day out.

but then again, i'm a stupid american.

[Dickie]

Mark & Lard are quality!

If they weren't then surely Radio 1 wouldn't have kept them on the air as they're the only show to come out of a different BBC studio than London. Which must be hassle.

I agree with Nablo, they're consistently funnier than Moyles & get away with alot ruder humour more often than Moyles.

[MK Chris]

I wonder actually why the Beeb have kept them on the air 'cos they obviously have no sense of humour, that's why Cox is still on. I reckon its a different show scheduler for the morning to that of the afternoon.

[kendra k]

maybe they all decide to get completely stoned before programming deciscions.

[David]

they seem to only have a set sense of humour. it's good every once in a while, but not day in day out.

But I'd say to a certain extent, Moyles is also like that.

I like Mark and Lard. I hope they stay for as long as John Peel does. Just get rid of Cox and Mills

I would like to say get rid of Whiley - but I don't mind her. As she did say "For DJ Dave Lewis, The Sky Is The Limit."

Personally - I'd still like to see Simon Mayo back. And I know I say this EVERY time we have a schedule disscussion, but I do. He had the best show Radio 1 has ever had.

[kendra k]

hold the mayo. keep mills, he's the best thing they have.