[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

couldnt have a chelsea topic without the ski somewhere could we. anyway here is Gaspodes patented Chelski-o-meter (see what i did there? genius):

How much are you worth in your job? Choose the closest description to find out......

Does nobody know who you are but then when the see you claim that you have lots of potential to go far? you are.... GLEN JOHNSON you are worth.... £6 Million

Are you a stylish worker who seems to do a lot but actually does nothing yet is still admired by the bosses? you are.... JOE COLE you are worth... £6.6 Million

Are you a hard working employee who does what is expected but will never be great at your job? you are.... WAYNE BRIDGE you are worth...... £7 Million

Are you a consistent performer who occasionally shows sparks of brilliance but never when it actually matters? you are.... GERIMI you are worth.... £8 Million

Are you in a job that nobody else can do very well so are seen as a good person to have around? you are.... DAMIEN DUFF you are worth..... £17 Million

Are you currently at another company (which you quite like) but want much bigger wages? you are.... ANY PERSON LINKED TO CHELSEA you are worth..... However much your club asks.

[This Bitch Bites]

Are you a stylish worker who seems to do a lot but actually does nothing yet is still admired by the bosses? you are.... JOE COLE you are worth... £6.6 Million.

I would say that the above applies to me....... but i would have to be a female Joe Cole..

[Adam]

of all the people in the world and about 3 billion in the bank - they buy joe cole... why?

[Mr Dion]

im a chgelsea fan and i have to say that im dissappointed in the livel of players that we have bought. but who no's....maybe they could surprise us.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

they will relegation beckons. i know but wouldnt you laugh for f*cking hours?