[StaticFish]

Okay, I woke up this morning and realised that my life is really sucking right now:

Another 3 weeks until college, and I have no money, no job, no girlfriend and my friends are too lazy to congregate together. I feel as I have had a serious chance with two girls lately.... one has now got a boyfriend and the other is in North Carolina

I'm just wondering how many peoples lives are sucking as much as mine right now. You know I dont usually bitch post.... but this is sucking


Dan

[KFA]

Mine's about the same as yours. I have £2.35 in the bank until my loan comes through, plus we haven't been told yet when we go back so its very helpful.

[StaticFish]

Yeah.. tell me about it...

[David]

i dont wish to make you even worse, but i think my life is currently nearly the oppisote of what your life is.

[StaticFish]

god dammit

[David]

sowwie

[timb]

life sucks as it always has and always will

[Sheep]

meh, my lifes alwayz sucked but i cant be arsed to complain bout it

[MK Chris]

My life's cool at the moment, ta for asking. You know, getting pissed at home is always far cheaper (if not as fun) as going out, so you could try that. Get a few mates round a bottle of Smirnoff.

[matt2k3]

your life is shirt

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my life is currently progressing quite nicely. today i only watched telly for 2 hours (a new all time low).

[kendra k]

my life is quite dull. i'm trying to get sattelite telly so i can watch football. i'm such a loser.

[Ickle Angel]

I think my life is pretty god damn good at the moment. Good job that I enjoy, job means money and also ive got a lovely bloke so my life couldnt be better

[Gigglyboots]

Can I have some of what you are taking happy people? Static I can moan with you, although I have a nice supply of money. I tried Tophers suggestion. I blame you for how I am feeling now.

[MK Chris]

Hey, the hangovers are always worth it.

[Gigglyboots]

Not really, I have two essays to write. I think it's time for me to be a tee totaller, I'm a complete prat when given alcohol.

[timb]

happy people just piss me off. it's time for the miserable revolution

[Gigglyboots]

Can I join? I always find happy people superficial, perfectness doesn't exist, so complete happiness doesn't either. Me cynical? Never.

[timb]

everyone can join, as long as they're not happy

[StaticFish]

yes I get to join the unhappy club

this is the happiest day of my life

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

berk. unhappiness suggests you care enough to have a mood. i cant be arsed.

[StaticFish]

It's my post. and i'll cry if i want to..

[Stevo_trash]

happy people annoy me.

When I wake up at 7.00am on a Monday morning, eyes bulging, stomach whirling with my duvet wrapped around my head in a rambo style...it suggests that i'm not going to be the life and soul at the workplace.

I stumble into the office with incredibly bloodshot eyes, resembling a road map...it suggests that i'm not going to be amazingly happy.

Yet you can be assured that every monday morning some son of a bitch will come up to me a screech in a high pitched whine,'are you ok?'

Love, its a sodding monday morning. My liver makes george best's look like ghandi's at this point of time. I havn't eaten for two days, my head hurts from listening ample amounts of loud music and i'm high as simon cowells waistband.

In all respect i'm feeling as good as one could expect in the circumstances.

[This Bitch Bites]

All depends on what your sucking ......

personally i would say lollie-pops are good

[StaticFish]

You have to bring the standard of the conversation down dont you

All depends on what your sucking ......

personally i would say lollie-pops are good