[Jonny Hoare]

This time at the idiot newbies who seem to have taken over the board.

matt2k3- what a complete waste of spcae and unintelligent namage. What we can deduce from his postings and his name that he is 1. dull. 2. His Name is Matthew and the year is 2003.

But! The othere newbies need to think BEFORE you POST.
Is this post relevant, to the point and informative and or entertaining to the reader.

Gaspodes irrelevance is a godsend to a board which is decending into a Moyles love-in

(Crowns Gaspode the new king of the Board)

[matt2k3]

I'm a tosser

[Jonny Hoare]

and.......

my av was inspiration to the pat sharp revival....

your live is ebbbing away. a pithy sad and reclusive existence

[matt2k3]

I'm a tosser

[Jonny Hoare]

and your vocabulary is limited to anglo saxon expletives...

[matt2k3]

but you're a tosser!

[Jonny Hoare]

I think that the best way to settle an argument is a toss...

[matt2k3]

I'm a tosser

[Jonny Hoare]

Heads or Tails...?

[matt2k3]

hails.

[StaticFish]

I know what you mean Johnny man. The grime of society

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

as king of the board i would like to abdicate an run off with an american bird. kendra?

[kendra k]

hmmm... what a tempting offer... but wouldn't the board be in complete disaray?

[Nablo.]

No we would live.............so go make a new kingdom in a far away land where the sun shines bright.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont think shes convinced you know. come on nablo you know you love me really.

[timb]

another boring crappy hoare post

[Jonny Hoare]

nah its attacking idiot newbies. like i should have done with u

[Stevo_trash]

well why didn't you? Perhaps because you know you would have had your ass harpooned like your girlfriend.

[Jonny Hoare]

eh....least i have one

[timb]

an ass?

[Jonny Hoare]

yes...and his name is timb

[Stevo_trash]

well theres two of them in that relationship.

only jesting, but seriously hoare you must learn that if your going to run your mouth and claim that your a jeremy paxman-eque character you must be prepared to take on allcomers. From what i've seen over the years is that you can only prey on the feeble and do your best to avoid anyone which would offer you a challenege.

no why don't you cut out all the bollocks bragging shite, post a few nice posts (which I know your capable of) and put an end to the cul de sac threads.

[dizzy fluff]

When the hell did my ass come into it......

[Jonny Hoare]

nothing to do with me hun!!