[StaticFish]

As Avitar and Sigs are the new things around here I decided a redesign. It took me hours of sweat and blood.. but finally..... complete!

Well actually it took me 2 mins.

[Gigglyboots]

I thought bilge didn't have a d.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

bildge? go back to the drawing board fool. reminds me of writing lines at school.....

i must stop boasting about my huge penis.
i must stop boasting about my huge penis.
i must stop boasting about my huge penis.
i must stop boasting about my huge penis.
i must stop boasting about my huge penis.

[StaticFish]

jesus.. hang on

[StaticFish]

there... how do I stop the graphics looking so crappy when i save to JPG

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

it hasnt changed at all. nothing you can do will stop it being crappy.

[Stevo_trash]

save as bmp instead.

anyone want to sign up to my martial comedy school? Next time your confronted by an armed robber, use a series of put downs to render your would be attacker defensless. Kate Lawler swears by it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i take it nush didnt? i just let em punch me cos frankly there is no damage they can do.

[Mcqueen_]

there... how do I stop the graphics looking so crappy when i save to JPG

Don't make it in paint while a scantily-clad girl gyrates in front of you.

[Jonny Hoare]

true......... the answer to your question is your sig is fantastic it makes my lame efforts into a van gogh

[StaticFish]

that makes no sense

[Uglybob]

she cant do yoga anymore they say.

[StaticFish]

Who gives a pile of .wank about these "celebrities" who have had their 15 minutes. I for one get sick of hearing about real celebrities.. let alone these cretins

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

do you like the chris moyles show then? they dont ask that you like them fair play to em if they have no shame. personally i have no desire to be famous. which is lucky.

[StaticFish]

You have to understand its not the 15 minute people (we'll call them that for now) that upset me. Its the whole media frenzy about all of it, and how they remark on whatever happens in their mediocre life.

People treat them like gods, when they are usually, no, always just dim, annoying cretins, who you would hope to never meet in reality

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

soceity gets the media it deserves. if you dont like it read the broadsheets..... only issue there is finding one not as blatently biased as the tabloids.

[StaticFish]

soceity gets the media it deserves

Oh, how you joke

[Sheep]

my av dont work at all

[Sheep]

now i fixed it

[Mcqueen_]

And it's too big...

[Sheep]

oops...oh well

[StaticFish]

oops...oh well

no... not "oh well." You're messing up all of the table borders now

[Mcqueen_]

How does it mess up the borders?

[StaticFish]

my bad.. ignore that.

but still rules are rules

[Sheep]

k, i'll change it then