[coct]

[15:24] (Sidla): i just fcking crapped myself
[15:24] (Sidla): bloody food poisoning
[15:25] (Sidla): threw up 3 times at work last night
[15:25] (Sidla): had to leave early
[15:26] (mcqueen03): does food poisoning make you crap ourself?
[15:28] (Sidla): it does when you have diarrhoea
[15:29] (mcqueen03): oh
[15:30] (Sidla): sorry
[15:30] (Sidla): not really a pleasent conversation
[15:32] (Sidla): i bet it was that rotten meat

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

trash. whats the point of this thread? even if he had diarrhoea for life sidla would be a fat git.

[kendra k]

doesn't ebola make you turn like that? i think they call it that fall out.

has sidla been carnal with monkeys again?

[Bridgie]

that's a bit harsh gaspode, you're a fat c*nt.

some stuff people say on here is funny but when its personal insults to get a laugh it just looks desperate

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

difference is i get a laugh.

[Spoon]

difference is i get a laugh.

The voices laughing in your head don't count.

[Bridgie]

difference, what difference?

[Gigglyboots]

Sidla wouldn't use language like that. No way.

[Mcqueen_]

It was him.

[Jonny Hoare]

Lol

[Sidders]

Tis true. Not really very funny though is it? Not felt this ill for ages.

[Sheep]

awww poor sidla, we all feel 4 u

[Gigglyboots]

Ok then, hope you are feeling better soon.

[Sheep]

yea, get well soon

[Sidders]

I'm glad Loz finds it so funny. I'll laugh at her next time she's ill.

[Mcqueen_]

I don't think she'd go telling the chatroom that she'd just shit herself.

[Sidders]

I thought you might like the insight into my life.

[Mcqueen_]

I didn't. It doesn't interest me if you have diarrhoea and keep shiting yourself.

[kendra k]

sidla, eat lots of apple sauce and keep close to the klo (loo).

good luck.

[Mafro]

Get well soon Sidla

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wonder if anyone has ever sh*t themselves to death? great way to die.

better to fart a lot an smell a little than split your arse an be a cripple.

[dog si selyom]

Maybe if you sh*t so much and pushed to hard some organs would come out! then again maybe not!

p.s. this has no relavance to this thread or board but thanks to mark and lard for their autographs

[StaticFish]

Well we all know elvis died on the toilet

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah but i doubt he was sh*tting. us fat blokes often sit down to pee...

[Sheep]

waz it jimmi hendix who drowned in his own vomit?