[MC]

Every day's a school day

[Aaron]

Every day's a school day

even saturday and sundays?

[MC]

Every day's a school day

even saturday and sundays?

If I'm learning more about cud, then yeah

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Eatting is the process that begins with food entering the mouth and ends with it being * out the other end.

no it isnt. when you are sh*ting that isnt still part of the eating process. unless you are very sick.

[Bridgie]

here's a strange fact:

the alimentary canal which is the name for the whole tube passing from your mouth to your anus (all through your body through stomach and intestines etc) is never completely obstructed from the outside world, therefor can actually be considered as part of your exterior and not your insides.

that just seems odd to me but its true, it was in my a-level biology book.

[Sheep]

so its like chewing gum for cows

[Bridgie]

no its like cows chewing their own vomit so the next stomach can digest more of the grassy shit in it

[Sheep]

oh....ok then

[timb]

i think sheep do it too, you really should know this.

[Sheep]

i dont like sheep, its a nickname

[timb]

well blow me over with a feather duster

[Sheep]

there is so much wrong with that sentence

[timb]

as was intended

[Sheep]

uh huh, just pointing out the facts

[Morals]

Eatting is the process that begins with food entering the mouth and ends with it being * out the other end. The cud is indeed what the cow regurgitates into their mouth to be chewed again, but they don't eat it, because it is already being eaten. They eat grass.

They eat cud. Once the grass has been into their first stomach it is regurgitated and has taken on a new form (cud) which is then eaten and the digestive process continues. Therefore, they eat grass, then they eat cud, before getting tipped over by drunken students....

[timb]

Like bollocks do they. Eat: " To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption." Take INTO the body BY the MOUTH.

[MK Chris]

Cow tipping is fantastic fun.

[Sidders]

It's also very cruel.

[Bridgie]

its always striked me as a very odd thing to do

[MK Chris]

When you are pissed, it's so much fun though, plus I really hate cows, almost as much as horses...

[Sheep]

hoses smell, so do cows, or mebyes its just farms?

[Adam]

its maybe - where in the english dictornary does it say "mebyes"

say it - "may be" and then try and say "me byes"

[Sheep]

MABYE MABYE MABYE MABYE

[Mcqueen_]

its maybe - where in the english dictornary does it say "mebyes"

dictornary?

No entry found for dictornary.

[Adam]

its maybe - where in the english dictornary does it say "mebyes"

dictornary?

No entry found for dictornary.

Well done McQueen. Did you do well in your exams?

I had noticed. Thanks for looking out.

I did it on purpose.