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By pjordan2000
#273673
I'm thinkin that if southend win tonight, they could come out of the relegation zone!
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By Yudster
#273675
I've been thinking about what a wanker the person who stole the 20kg bag of bird food from my office is.
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By Yudster
#273676
Sorry for double post - and I have also been thinking Where's Ballbag?
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By kendra k
#273689
me too, oddly.

i've also been thinking about the pain in my tumor area and about my awesome party.
By foot-loose
#273695
Sorry for double post - and I have also been thinking Where's Ballbag?


This thought also crossed my mind. Maybe he is getting on with some real work?
By DemonHorse
#273696
nah... thats just not the Ballbag way :P
By foot-loose
#273697
Maybe he has caught his bag in a doorway somewhere?

Or on a car?

That would sting somewhat.
By DemonHorse
#273698
sting is a feckin understatement...
By foot-loose
#273701
Hmm, i dunno. Thats some pretty big baws!

They may be able to withstand more pain than most.
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By Boboff
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he being enigmatic !

* looks at tickets left in darkended room for night of lust with Christopher Biggens, and doffs his imaginarely cap at love fest with happening whilst we speak, kittens in kennels*
By pinkysibbs
#273715
Think he has been having troubles with his internet connection!
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By Boboff
#273716
pinky perky perty thats a very boring explanation, C Bigguns is better ! you ok lovely ?
By pinkysibbs
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Yeah your right it was pretty boring,my apologies!Im ok thanks for asking,are you well?
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By Boboff
#273720
ASBO zootly !
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
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Hmm, i dunno. Thats some pretty big baws!

They may be able to withstand more pain than most.


I imagine the bigger the are the more painful they would be. I have tiny balls and they don't hurt.
By foot-loose
#273737
I was thinking they might be hardened (no pun intended) against the elements.

Tiny baws will have less chance of getting caught in the zipping mechanism of your corduroys.
By Ballbag
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*get's ready for quote-a-thon VI - the search for sock.*

Sorry for double post - and I have also been thinking Where's Ballbag?


I'm here.

me too, oddly.

i've also been thinking about the pain in my tumor area and about my awesome party.


Still here, although it's not odd of you.

This thought also crossed my mind. Maybe he is getting on with some real work?


Cheeky......... although true.


nah... thats just not the Ballbag way


Cheeky......... although true.

Maybe he has caught his bag in a doorway somewhere?

Or on a car?

That would sting somewhat.


Some people pay for that, some of us ..... I mean some people get it for free.

sting is a feckin understatement...


It certainly would smart a bit.

Hmm, i dunno. Thats some pretty big baws!

They may be able to withstand more pain than most.


They may be grand, but that don't give them super powers....... I wish.

If anyone noticed, I'm back. Went to Guildford for a fieldtrip and fell over in a river. What happened to BfB?


My absense rendered me unable to notice.

he being enigmatic !

* looks at tickets left in darkended room for night of lust with Christopher Biggens, and doffs his imaginarely cap at love fest with happening whilst we speak, kittens in kennels*


As always Boboff, as always........... and yes I may have had an "appointment" with Christopher Biggins, we booked in under the names Mr Biggins, and Mr Bigguns.

Think he has been having troubles with his internet connection!



Tis fixed my dear, I waved my wand over the lap top, and hey presto, and things started happening.

*insert "left-handed internet surfing" related gag here*

I have tiny balls and they don't hurt.!


We're like polar opposites, like ebony and ivory. We should never meet, the inferiority/superiorority in the air would be way too much.

Tiny baws will have less chance of getting caught in the zipping mechanism of your corduroys.


But if they're too big, then you've no chance of covering them up, my corduroys haven't been done up in years.


* I found sock, it was draped over the handle of my space hopper*
By foot-loose
#273766
Ah hah - the Search For Sock was everything I could have hoped for from a "Quote-A-Thon" experience.

Well done to all those involved!

We're like polar opposites, like ebony and ivory. We should never meet, the inferiority/superiorority in the air would be way too much.

Did ebony and ivory not go well together?

In fact, did they not live together in perfect harmony? Side by side on my piano keyboard? Oh, Lord - why can't we?
By Ballbag
#273769
Yes...... yes I do.
By DemonHorse
#273770
Ah hah - the Search For Sock was everything I could have hoped for from a "Quote-A-Thon" experience.

Well done to all those involved!


So good the neighbours had a cigarette afterwards
By foot-loose
#273772
Do either of you have a piano keyboard?

As do I.

Although I doubt it features real ivory!
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By Yudster
#273775
Wasn't she in Neighbours?
By Ballbag
#273777
No that was Melody........... and as a junior ballbag I had a maaaaaassive crush on her.