Animals You Reckon You Could Batter - Page 5

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343124

By Bonanzoid - Fri May 23, 2008 9:40 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:40 am #343124

I could hurtle a turtle.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343126

By Zoot - Fri May 23, 2008 9:43 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 9:43 am #343126

I could wave Bye Bye to an Aye Aye

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343132

By sebdev - Fri May 23, 2008 10:10 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 10:10 am #343132

I could murder a mallard
Strangle a sloth
Daze a daxon
Choke a chicken

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343133

By Ezza - Fri May 23, 2008 10:10 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 10:10 am #343133

You haven't really got the idea have you..

About me: See, she doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's very accurate.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343135

By Bonanzoid - Fri May 23, 2008 10:11 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 10:11 am #343135

Especially with the last one.

....tit.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343143

By Yudster - Fri May 23, 2008 10:38 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 10:38 am #343143

I could murder a mallard
Strangle a sloth
Daze a daxon
Choke a chicken

Rubbish. Do better.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343148

By DevilsDuck - Fri May 23, 2008 11:38 am

- Fri May 23, 2008 11:38 am #343148

I could murder a mallard

Bring it on!!!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343149

By Bonanzoid - Fri May 23, 2008 12:46 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 12:46 pm #343149

I'd show a horse no remorse, I'd rake a hake and I'd make an owl howl.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343152

By Yudster - Fri May 23, 2008 1:00 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:00 pm #343152

I could impale an impala. Or make an egret regret. Or make an owl howl.

Loser.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343154

By Bonanzoid - Fri May 23, 2008 1:02 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:02 pm #343154

* sake. I'm going to have to start re-reading all of the thread before I post any.

The first 2 were fine though, non?

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343155

By Yudster - Fri May 23, 2008 1:03 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:03 pm #343155

I think horse and hake have been done, but not in the same way, so yes!

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343156

By Bonanzoid - Fri May 23, 2008 1:06 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:06 pm #343156

I would maim anything tame.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343158

By Boboff - Fri May 23, 2008 1:11 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:11 pm #343158

I could batter a cod !

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343159

By Zoot - Fri May 23, 2008 1:34 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:34 pm #343159

I kick Badgers in the Nadgers

I can also make a Seal Squeal...

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343160

By Andy B - Fri May 23, 2008 1:40 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:40 pm #343160

Has anyone done the Cod joke yet? I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thread.

Andy B: Very lazy, flirtatious person with wonderful hair who does not resemble prince charming. Very sarcastic so if something he posts seems stupid it's probably deliberate. Aspirations of global dictatorship so you'll probably first against the wall come the revolution.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343162

By Yudster - Fri May 23, 2008 1:46 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 1:46 pm #343162

I did for a squid. And ripped the gizzard out of a lizard. And made a macaw have to drink through a straw.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343199

By S4B - Fri May 23, 2008 6:23 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 6:23 pm #343199

Surely it would be "I could box an oxen", which would still work.

oxen = plural
ox = singular

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343209

By MK Chris - Fri May 23, 2008 8:01 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 8:01 pm #343209

Apologies you are correct. I had brain fade.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343210

By S4B - Fri May 23, 2008 8:07 pm

- Fri May 23, 2008 8:07 pm #343210

It's ok honey, I wondered if you'd banged your head climbing through your sister's window.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343231

By foot-loose - Sat May 24, 2008 12:02 pm

- Sat May 24, 2008 12:02 pm #343231

I could take a shit.

Re: Animals You Reckon You Could Batter#343242

By Boboff - Sat May 24, 2008 2:29 pm

- Sat May 24, 2008 2:29 pm #343242

Shitsoo ?

Whats a shitsoo?

It's a park for animals that's rubbish !

Bedum Tish

I could batter a Cod