[biggspuds]

I was asking if you drove a truck so I had an idea of how old you are. Ok, I'll accept that you may feel under attack so I'll back off and give you the chance to have a reasonable conversation. You game for that?

Assuming you are... Orange or Pineapple?

hey these guys have no idea about my humor! all they want is for me to be hostile. im good at both

[foot-loose]

Ok, well, try being nice to them and they might be nice back.

[biggspuds]

Ok, well, try being nice to them and they might be nice back.

mate i give what i receive!

[Yudster]

.......... How old are you? I'm sure you said somewhere you drive lorries so you must be old enough..........

Foots, he was lying. He's a schoolkid.

[biggspuds]

.......... How old are you? I'm sure you said somewhere you drive lorries so you must be old enough..........

Foots, he was lying. He's a schoolkid.

yes im year 9 yudster

[Yudster]

I figured about that. Its ok, kids are allowed, you don't have to pretend. We've had some really brilliant schoolkids on here. Some of them aren't even schoolkids any more.

[biggspuds]

I figured about that. Its ok, kids are allowed, you don't have to pretend. We've had some really brilliant schoolkids on here. Some of them aren't even schoolkids any more.

year 9 who is allowed to say F*CK YOU TRAMP

[Yudster]

Maybe year 7.

[DevilsDuck]

I only drove to London....what happened?

[biggspuds]

I only drove to London....what happened?

wow you can drive!

[ChunkyMunky]

Getting the thread back on-topic;

I'd like to see Jimmy Carr take over for a fortnight.
I have no idea how he'd be as a DJ, but that guy makes me laugh.
They'd probably need someone in with him to keep the program together, and for him to bounce his jokes off.

I haven't listened to the radio since the team went on holiday, and won't until they come back.
I used to listen to Scott Mills, but I simply can't stomach him these days.
Not even for 5 minutes.

CM

[Yudster]

I think Jimmy Carr would be brilliant but he wouldn't be able to manage 2 weeks of shows without being so rude he'd get the station closed down I reckon. It would be a good way to go though.

I wonder how Westwood would handle doing breakfast for a bit?

[dimtimjim]

I wonder how Westwood would handle doing breakfast for a bit?

I like that idea! Dropping da domb on R1 breakfast.....

[Boboff]

James Corden and Paddy McGuiness,

That would be funny.

[Yudster]

That's it! Or even Corden on his own. But yes, good stuff.

[MK Chris]

I really don't like Paddy McGuinness. I loved Max and Paddy, but I don't think I've ever seen him be funny away from Peter Kay.

[dimtimjim]

I really don't like Paddy McGuinness. I loved Max and Paddy, but I don't think I've ever seen him be funny away from Peter Kay.

You musta missed 'take me out'.....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

James Corden and Paddy McGuiness,

That would be funny.

Funny if a bomb blew up the studio?

[Boboff]

Bleah!

[BBQ]

Cheggers! He was great when he filled in for Dave that time. James Corden would be fun too! What about together?

[fish heads]

I'd like to see Jimmy Carr take over for a fortnight.
I have no idea how he'd be as a DJ, but that guy makes me laugh.
They'd probably need someone in with him to keep the program together, and for him to bounce his jokes off.

He used to have a show on XFM back in the days when they still could afford such people - circa 2004/2005. He had someone then called Iain Morris (who went onto write The Inbetweeners) and was brilliantly funny. It was like Russell Brand's radio show before he did it if you know what I meant. Jimmy once gave me a prize because I texted in and made him laugh. Never got it though.

I believe Jimmy and Iain filled in for Zane for one day last year, in that period when he goes away in January.

[Yudster]

Cheggars for any period of time beyond ten minutes would be FAR too much.

[English Bob]

I believe Jimmy and Iain filled in for Zane for one day last year, in that period when he goes away in January.

I remember that. I think I ripped it to MP3 in fact! I'll have a look for it.