[Nicola_Red]

And while stuck at my parents' place, I met a hot boy online and we're already planning to meet up. So everyone's happy!

[Travis Bickle]

And while stuck at my parents' place, I met a hot boy online and we're already planning to meet up. So everyone's happy!

No time wasted there then!

[The Deadly]

Im not that hot in real life.

[Nicola_Red]

And while stuck at my parents' place, I met a hot boy online and we're already planning to meet up. So everyone's happy!

No time wasted there then!

Nope! I almost posted something that would have been too much information for a public forum then. But I won't.

[bmstinton93]

Oh just post it anyway!

[Nicola_Red]

Oh, you're probably right, I'm never normally shy on here. Well, this guy and I had phone sex last night and it was fantastic.

[bmstinton93]

Gotta admit that's one thing I've never enjoyed or understood where the fun is meant to be had. Would rather just have normal sex...

[Nicola_Red]

Well obviously so would I, but I'm stuck at my parents' place, he's in a different city and we only just met, so I wasn't about to invite him round at this point. And if you get someone who's good at it, it's a lot of fun.

[bmstinton93]

Maybe that's my problem then...

[Nicola_Red]

Maybe! I don't even know what constitutes being good at it. But he was. If he's as good at it in real life, expect me to be in a very good mood in a couple of weeks' time.

[R94N]

Well, good for you.

[dimtimjim]

Gotta admit that's one thing I've never enjoyed or understood where the fun is meant to be had.

You've clearly stuffed the phone in the wrong hole....

I'll PM you a link to my tutorial vid.

[chrysostom]

Or read Ashley Cole's biography - the 4th chapter is a step by step guide.



(upon consideration, this has strong homophobic undertones that I wish to distance myself from - whilst still expressing my dislike for him, and mimicking those feelings towards William Gallas)

[chrysostom]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17663958

Breivik declared sane. The correct verdict.

[Nicola_Red]

Indeed! There was another phone call last night too...

[Bas]

Or read Ashley Cole's biography - the 4th chapter is a step by step guide.



(upon consideration, this has strong homophobic undertones that I wish to distance myself from - whilst still expressing my dislike for him, and mimicking those feelings towards William Gallas)

The Phone song is funnier, & not so homophobic either. Sort of. Maybe.
NSFW






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[Nicola_Red]

I've got radio 1 on (Sara Cox followed by Nick Grimshaw - quite enjoyable) and they just played the new song by Tinie Tempah and Rita Ora, which seemed a bit dull until the lyric "I'll make you call me daddy, even though you ain't my daughter." I snorted.

[chrysostom]

I've just been to my interview for the radio production postgrad course and been given an offer! Yay!

Congratulations! (I've now used 3 different media to say this)

Also, a girl at works appears to have forgotten the slip for her see through top. Thought it was appropriate for the thread - although I'm finding it difficult to concentrate.

[DevilsDuck]

Without pictures... It never happened

Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk 2

[Nicola_Red]

My guess is that Andy will not be posting in the smile thread much if he gets suspended for sexual harassment after trying to take photos of women he works with to post on a message board...

[bmstinton93]

I've just been to my interview for the radio production postgrad course and been given an offer! Yay!

Congratulations!

[The Deadly]

Winning our football match this morning. Epic stuff!

[Nicola_Red]

My PPI claim has paid out...cheque for over a grand on its way. Very pleased

[Travis Bickle]

Did my first ever sporting bet today on the grand national. Put £2 on a horse that ended up winning it and giving me £90. The last couple of days have been nice to me.

Great for you, but It's a shame for the punters who put a couple of quid on Synchronised and According to Pete that they did their money on horses that ended up dying for the sake of their occasional flutter. What a bummer!

http://www.animalaid.org.uk/h/n/NEWS/news_horse//2672//

[Yudster]

I really enjoy National Hunt racing but I too have great difficulty with that aspect of the sport.