What's making you smile/laugh today? - Page 497

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481580

By Nicola_Red - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:00 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:00 pm #481580

I'm wearing the dress I bought for the Moyles live show today! It's very nice.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481583

By dimtimjim - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:09 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:09 pm #481583

I'm wearing the dress I bought for the Moyles live show today!

Got the stains out of it then?! :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481588

By Nicola_Red - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:13 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:13 pm #481588

What are you implying?!

(answer carefully - I was sat with Chris Harris...)

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481590

By dimtimjim - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:17 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:17 pm #481590

You said that, not me!

I was refereing to wee-Benji, but if you wanna give the game away...!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481593

By Nicola_Red - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:24 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:24 pm #481593

Benji was good as gold!

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481594

By dimtimjim - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:26 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:26 pm #481594

What, but Mr Harris wasn't....?! What are you suggesting Nic?!!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481596

By Nicola_Red - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:31 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:31 pm #481596

Ha! You were ALL good as gold (unfortunately).

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481603

By bmstinton93 - Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:47 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:47 pm #481603

Benji was good as gold!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481606

By Chris - Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:03 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:03 pm #481606

2:30

@c_hri_s
@chrismoylesnet

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481616

By bmstinton93 - Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:30 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:30 pm #481616

I don't even understand it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481618

By neilt0 - Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:31 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:31 pm #481618

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481619

By bmstinton93 - Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:40 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:40 pm #481619

Think someone may have to explain...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481627

By chrysostom - Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:29 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:29 pm #481627

"What time did the Chinese person go to the dentist?"

"2:30 (Tooth Hurty)".

It comes from the belief that east Asian immigrants to English speaking countries are incapable of speaking comprehensive English.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481630

By The Deadly - Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:45 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:45 pm #481630

The racist door has been opened!

I am the meat

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481631

By chrysostom - Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:56 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:56 pm #481631

Oh God, really?

BEN ASKED FOR AN EXPLANATION.

I provided a factual explanation.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481632

By Nicola_Red - Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:05 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:05 pm #481632

I love the way you've deconstructed the joke. Like Bernard Righton.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481636

By bmstinton93 - Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:16 pm

- Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:16 pm #481636

Didn't realise it was in relation to an earlier post by deadly. (was it quoted?)

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481639

By Johnny 1989 - Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:02 am

- Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:02 am #481639

Also Yuds - I did some reading, and it turns out that Celebrations (and Mars) made their decision to abolish the Galaxy Truffle based on 'consumer feedback', so a social media campaign might be enough to push them into including them again

Anyone who chose the Twix over Galaxy Truffle is an idiot.

It's all a cost cutting coverup I tells ya!

Idiots! Malteasers and Truffle were the best of the lot, they needed to put more of those in the tin not as little as they do/did, bloody Twix over Truffle, my arse!

"What time did the Chinese person go to the dentist?"

"2:30 (Tooth Hurty)".

It comes from the belief that east Asian immigrants to English speaking countries are incapable of speaking comprehensive English.

I've always known it as:

"What time should you go to the dentist?"

"Tooth Hurty" (2:30)

Never heard of the Chinaman version though

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481649

By chrysostom - Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:52 am

- Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:52 am #481649

I'm never one to miss an opportunity to blow things out of proportion

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481664

By Nicola_Red - Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:53 am

- Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:53 am #481664

Met a cute boy online, having fun emailing him and for once he lives pretty close so actually have a hope of meeting him in person!

I have developed the fear that the boy in question may have now joined up here and is stalking me. We shall see.

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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481674

By chrysostom - Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:13 am

- Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:13 am #481674

The possibility of Virgin Trains getting West Coast Mainline back has made me very happy!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#481678

By Tunster - Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:31 am

- Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:31 am #481678

The possibility of Virgin Trains getting West Coast Mainline back has made me very happy!

I've always loved using the Virgin Trains! Damn glad that Sir Richard was on the ball. Can only imagine if the government went ahead and let FirstGroup crumble to possibly cost the tax payer millions if they'd admit this after the contract was signed. I'm worried the FirstGroup didn't even calculate their own risk though with their bid.