[Zoot]

Or a Turbo Shandy!
Turbo shandy = one smirnoff ice + half pint of strong Lager.

[MK Chris]

A real turbo shandy also includes dropping a shot of vodka in.

[foot-loose]

Amatures.

Can I have a Vodka please. With coke?


In fact, make it a double.

[DemonHorse]

Make mine a triple JD and coke.

[Zoot]

Never tried JD...

I could just murder a cold pint right about now
(Of lager, not JD...)

[foot-loose]

Make mine a triple JD and coke.

A triple Jack and Black?

Too sweet for my liking, but I'll match your triples with the vodka.


(this is how I end up drunk!)

[Nicola_Red]

Not sure if I can get away with it at work, but a southern comfort and lemonade would be nice, please.

[Boboff]

A Pint of Dry Blackthorn for me please

[foot-loose]

Not sure if I can get away with it at work, but a southern comfort and lemonade would be nice, please.

My mate drinks that and I always order it wrong. He always ends up with a southern comfort and coke.

Then I get grief!

[Boboff]

I have run a Pub in my time and the worst one was Archers and Lemonade and Orange Juice and lemonade they sound the same when it's buzy !

[foot-loose]

try baillies and cherryade!

YUK!

[DemonHorse]

Baileys and Coke = Alcoholic Choc Milkshake

[Zoot]

Baileys and Coke = Alcoholic Choc Milkshake

Why the Coke? couldn't you just add Baileys to Ice cream and milk and blend it in?

[Ballbag]

Cheeky Vimto = 2 shots of port, topped up to a pint with blue WKD = tastes like vimto but gets you drunker than drunk. Most pubs wont do it because it's so bad.

[SAV1OUR]

Or a Turbo Shandy!
Turbo shandy = one smirnoff ice + half pint of strong Lager.

I really should try more Shandies, always tastes better than ordinary lemonade, oh and anything with blackcurrant in is ace.

[DemonHorse]

Baileys and Coke = Alcoholic Choc Milkshake

Why the Coke? couldn't you just add Baileys to Ice cream and milk and blend it in?

It's just something I tried one new year when there was only Baileys and Coke left to drink... and gallons of Baileys at that.

[Nicola_Red]

Cheeky Vimto = 2 shots of port, topped up to a pint with blue WKD = tastes like vimto but gets you drunker than drunk. Most pubs wont do it because it's so bad.

I like WKD. Most people seem to find it too sickly, but I have an ultra-sweet tooth. Bizarrely, my mum told me about that particular concoction. Never tried it myself...

[Ballbag]

Try one.......... the port takes away the sicklyness of the WKD....... and adds a few units of alcohol. Oh, it costs about £6 though, so be warned.

[MK Chris]

That's like the alcoholic Dr Pepper that Morals put on here ages ago: get a full pint glass, half fill with Coke, pour in a shot of amaretto and top up with Coke... tis very nice.

[foot-loose]

That's like the alcoholic Dr Pepper that Morals put on here ages ago: get a full pint glass, half fill with Coke, pour in a shot of amaretto and top up with Coke... tis very nice.

A full pint glass?

[Boboff]

why would you put in coke then amaretto then more coke, isn't that just amaretto and coke ? Amaretto is Almonds, and Doctor Pepper is Cherries, you would need Kirsch for Cherry, and I don't know an almond soft drink ? I think your recipe is flawed a bit my Bat wielding buddy.

[Sidders]

get a full pint glass, half fill with Coke, pour in a shot of amaretto and top up with Coke... tis very nice.

I think you meant 'half fill with lager'.

[Sidders]

On second thoughts you'd put the coke in first, otherwise the lager would foam up. Some barman I am...

[MK Chris]

Yeah that's what I meant - top up with lager. Oops.

[DemonHorse]

Show me the way to the amaretto