Which board member would you shag, and why? - Page 6

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#384475

By foot-loose - Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:52 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:52 pm #384475

anyone who posts on a message board and has over 3000 posts are officially ugly and not worth reproducing with.

*hugs*

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#384482

By S4B - Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:15 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:15 pm #384482

anyone who posts on a message board and has over 3000 posts are officially ugly and not worth reproducing with.

Who said anything about reproducing? I thought it was about shagging!

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#384504

By Munki Bhoy - Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:55 pm

- Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:55 pm #384504

Maybe Uglybob subscribes to Catholic doctrine.

Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#384696

By lima eel - Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:08 am

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:08 am #384696

so do yourself a favour and squat on a fire extinguisher for half an hour.

Thats a good line, I'm going to use that.

Although I do agree with 'lima eel'.

I'm "just a big 'L' shape".

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#384862

By Uglybob - Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:02 pm

- Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:02 pm #384862

does the fire extinguisher have to be on the ground or hanging up?

dave benson phillips

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#384904

By Munki Bhoy - Fri May 01, 2009 12:17 pm

- Fri May 01, 2009 12:17 pm #384904

I'm hoping it's going to be upside down. You get get a nasty scratch from the handle.

Having said that, if you're feelin up to it you could also stick the hose up your arse at the same time.

And if you're feeling kinky you could give yourself an awesome enema.

Big * or no *, no "lol's" allowed. NEVA!

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474299

By Nicola_Red - Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:17 am

- Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:17 am #474299

So I decided to resurrect this. It's an interesting artefact from the past if nothing else, especially Beadle's contributions.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474300

By bmstinton93 - Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:25 am

- Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:25 am #474300

Badger...

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474302

By The Deadly - Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:28 am

- Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:28 am #474302

I'd love to sleep with any of the females here. As long as they weren't completely hideous that is.

I am the meat

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474304

By St@rk - Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:46 am

- Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:46 am #474304

Ahaa, lots of love going round even back then!

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474318

By HA94 - Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:44 pm

- Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:44 pm #474318

Badger...

You're sick in the head.

100% Correct

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474356

By Boboff - Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:57 am

- Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:57 am #474356

Foots, but I would need to be Frank with him.......

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474377

By dimtimjim - Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:51 am

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:51 am #474377

Is this a 'who would you, in thoery' or 'who have you' question...? As the latter forms a much longer more complex list...

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474378

By Yudster - Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:36 am

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:36 am #474378

The answer is the same for me for both questions, thank goodness.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474381

By dimtimjim - Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:52 am

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:52 am #474381

I've just noticed you're member since 6PM, on the 6th in '06.... 666 woman!! Aaaarrrrrrggghh!

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474437

By Nicola_Red - Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:15 pm

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:15 pm #474437

It's would. 'Which board member WOULD you and why'.

She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474441

By The Deadly - Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:20 pm

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:20 pm #474441

Im looking for someone who can satisfy my needs and then light my fag afterwards. Thats what I want.

I am the meat

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474465

By Sidders - Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:24 pm

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:24 pm #474465

I'm disappointed my name wasn't brought up

Or actually, on second thoughts, am I?

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474477

By Yudster - Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:47 pm

- Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:47 pm #474477

It's would. 'Which board member WOULD you and why'.

Yep. Still the same answer.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474515

By Bas - Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:05 am

- Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:05 am #474515

It's would. 'Which board member WOULD you and why'.

Yep. Still the same answer.

What about me & you ,Yudsy, show these wee buggers how it should be done, properly, like in the days of flares & 3 TV channels?

I can still hack it if you'll be gentle with me.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474529

By Yudster - Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:38 am

- Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:38 am #474529

I'm a one man woman Bas. Besides which, I reckon you might be too old for me

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474531

By dimtimjim - Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:41 am

- Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:41 am #474531

I'm a one man woman Bas.

And I was there first, so Do1 Baz... :wink:

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474575

By Yudster - Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:09 pm

- Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:09 pm #474575

I said man.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474603

By Bas - Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:56 pm

- Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:56 pm #474603

I'm a one man woman Bas.

Ditch him then. Hop aboard the Bas bus

Besides which, I reckon you might be too old for me

Theres many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

Re: Which board member would you shag, and why?#474620

By dimtimjim - Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:59 am

- Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:59 am #474620

I said man.

It took you 5 hours, but that is pretty much the best retort, well done missus. I doff ones cap.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Best post ever.