[Yudster]

Seriously, how is anyone here going to have a clue, having never been anywhere near your house, if you don't? Also if your kitchen is pink I feel sorry for your other half.

Oh lighten up, Topher!

It could be camouflaged. Check the fruit bowl.

Or if not camouflaged, in disguise. Check everyone who comes into your kitchen for concealed udders.

Oh, a thought - has boboff been sending you fudge? Its just that he does a product called "Udder Fudge" - coincidence? I think not!

[pinkysibbs]

Yudster your great!I reckon you could be on to something with the fudge im sure theres some in the cupboard that we were sent at chrimbo!

[pinkysibbs]

no but thats exactly what it sounds like!!

[pinkysibbs]

no I dont think so and sometimes ive heard it at 6am so the kids next door certainly wouldnt be up playing with their toys!

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

how many times did you press submit?

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[Walter Sobchak]

Hmmmm, Do you live in a field?
Have any of your pets bought a linguaphone course, maybe theyre learning another language?
Does any of your pets have uncharacteristic anomalies for their species... for instance, Is your cat unusually large, has a big bag like thing hanging down between its back legs, is black and white, says Moo a lot?
Do you have a window open towards a farm or abattoir?
Are you taking any medication, that may effect your hearing/mind?
Do you have new neighbours, and if so are they from Somerset and own a tractor?

i used to see my dead grannie's ghost.

Thats nice Kendra. seriously, it is!

[pinkysibbs]

No I dont have new neighbours from Somerset but Mr Pinkysibbs is from Dorset and used to own a tractor!Although I live near the New Forest my house isnt near any farms or abattoirs!No pets and only on mild medication so believe it or not but Iam of a sound mind!

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

maybe you have a tinititus (howerver you spell that) but instead of it being a constant ringing sound it's a constant mooing sound?

[pinkysibbs]

If ive got that then so must Mr Pinkysibbs because he finally heard the cow this morning while I was at work!

[Walter Sobchak]

I know Charlalottie, cuz Oi be vrum thur sno.
I don't own a tractor, nor am i a farmer, have been known to enjoy a mug of scrumpy though
Even the town where I live doesnt rely on farmers that much, Helicopter and aerospace technology is the 'mainstay' with Garador garage doors, Silverline tool manufacturing, Screwfix and Toolstation distribution companies, amongst others.
but generalisations are much funnier than that

[pinkysibbs]

If its a dream lets hope I wake up soon then!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Multiple Personality Disorder.

I sometimes hear the voice of a small partridge saying "fooking pears"

[foot-loose]

This is too much.

I have just got back in from celebrating my 4th anniversary (sp?) of my 21st birthday. To say the drinks have been flowing is an understatement!

To put it mildly, im "ducked". And apparently, im wearing a gay shirt. .

So - this thread has upset my head.

**head explodes**

[foot-loose]

Ahh, all is well. Another cow free evening!

I can see a day of watchin crap on tv on the agenda.

[foot-loose]

hmmm

im watching Top Gear again from last weekend.

Then I have a choice between the Harry Potter films or Brokeback Mountain.

[foot-loose]

Whats your accent like Foot Loose? Have you got a lovely gorgeous sexy accent like Sean Biggerstaff or are you more in the Rab C Nesbitt mould? I can imagine Sean Biggerstaff saying "skitters", and it makes my toes curl - however Rab C Nesbitt saying it would make my skin crawl.

Sean Biggerstaff (really silly name) played Oliver Wood in the first two Harry Potter movies. I'm too old to say he is cute without being accused of all sorts of unsavoury things, but his voice is really lovely, and that is ageless! He is from Glasgow.

Having decided to go for the Harry Potter option over the Brokeback Mountain one, I can at last reveal that yes, I think I probably sound like Sean Biggerstaff.

Unfortunatly, I dont think I look like him tho!

[pinkysibbs]

Just a quick update,im away this weekend and I have not heard the cow once so I know its not in my head,it must be something in my kitchen!The question is what!?

[Quincy]

maybe there is a cow in your kettle?

[pinkysibbs]

No its definately a moo but I do think your right its probably coming from the freezer,its just so weird!